My Credentials:

I, Remo William Coon, lived in a house all of my 18 years with two humans and an assortment of cats. 

For six of those years I shared the house with Tabitha Teri Coon. I understand there were even 'coons in the house before us. 

I know whereof I speak!

I've been blackmailed into introducing you to the Whiffet who came to live with us last spring. If I don't let him have a web page, the mother says he'll get an entire website of his own and be in competition with me. It'll never happen. He's one mentally challenged dude. Click below his picture and learn more than you ever wanted to know about the little twit