PLEASE
READ!
Dear Sir,
I am writing
to ask your help in locating my missing wife.
We were
on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago.
On our flight
back, we had a connection in England and somehow became separated.
I had her
paged for several hours and then contacted local and international police
to assist me in locating her.
To date,
all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful.
I am now
desperate to find my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate
her.
Please forward
this to everyone you know so I can spread the word on locating my missing
wife.
Yours Truly,
Dick Small
Seattle, Washington
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After
a few weeks of searching...
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Dear Mr.
Small,
We have
found your wife in Africa, of all places.
However,
it is unknown how she got here, nor is she able to talk because of lockjaw,
but we are under the impression that she does not want to leave.
We have
tried for several days to bring her back home, but she is insistent on
staying here.
I have enclosed
a picture for you to see that she is okay. Do not worry, because she is
in good hands here in this village.
Please contact
us if there is anything else you might want to know.
Yours Truly,
Evil Dick
theweirdstuff.com
- South African Division
Don't let this
happen to you!
ENLARGE
YOUR COCK NOW!
INCREASE
YOUR SEMEN VOLUME!
LEARN
HOW TO ATTRACT WOMEN!
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