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GUESS
WHAT FUCKERS?
Evil Dick
is back.
So you can
stop sending me all your stupid instults and death threats.
This site is being relaunched
and
will soon be available
here:
theweirdstuff.com
I am going
to leave these original pages up as a reminder of how things used to be,
but all the new updates will take place at theweirdstuff.com.
March
14, 2005
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New hatemail,
new Tasteless Jokes added to the Sick Jokes page, 5 new weird links
added to the
General section, 8 new weird links added to the
Freaks
section, 5 new weird links added to the
Strange But True section,
10 new weird links added to the
Funny Stuff section, 5 new weird
links added to the
Adult
section today.
Wow, long time
with no updates. I think this has been a record for me. I was actually
receiving emails from people wondering if I was dead. The truth is, I'm
just fucking lazy. Hopefully I'll get the next update done before 2006.
Before I go,
I thought I would share a few totally random words of wisdom that have
helped me get by over the years...
1. A
man's got to know his limitations.
2.
Never fuck
your sister's friends.
3.
Don't try to fuck
your girlfriend with your handgun.
January
6, 2005
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New hatemail,
new Tasteless Joke added to the Sick Jokes page, 3 new weird links
added to the
General section, 7 new weird links added to the
Freaks
section, 6 new weird links added to the
Strange But True section,
4 new weird links added to the
Funny Stuff section, 7 new weird
links added to the
Adult
section today.
Happy New Year,
Fuckers. It's quite obvious the apocalypse is upon us...giant tsunamis,
earthquakes, Bush back in office. Fortunately that means there's all kinds
of crazy links for me to add. Check out the links in this update and I
think you'll agree. No sense in worrying folks, just cut loose and have
fun. That's what I've
been doing. Ever since I got busted at my
little scheme I don't give a fuck anymore. This
kid had the right idea.
November
15, 2004
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New Tasteless
Jokes added to the Sick Jokes page, new hatemail
received, 3 new weird links added to the
General section, 8 new
weird links added to the
Freaks section, 3 new weird links added
to the
Strange But True section, 3 new weird links added to the
Funny
Stuff section, 6 new weird links added to the
Adult
section
today.
Ya, I know, it's
been a long time with no updates again. I've been binge drinking again.
For no reason whatsoever, here's a pic of a Chinese guy getting his head
smashed. I also linked it to some pics of Paris Hilton sucking cock, for
no reason at all. Click it.
October
13, 2004
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7 new weird links
added to the
General section, 6 new weird links added to the
Freaks
section, 4 new weird links added to the
Strange But True section,
6 new weird links added to the Funny Stuff section, 5 new weird
links added to the
Adult
section today.
Sorry for the
lack of updates, once again, I've been busy. I had a wedding
to go to, so I just haven't had time.
I bet poor
Maddox is wishing he hadn't wrote this
article now. I can just imagine the flood of hatemail he is receving
on that one.
Speaking of
Christopher Reeve, I am now selling the most offensive shirt I have ever
seen on IllegalTees.com.
Just scroll down on that site to check out this month's Most
Offensive T-Shirt.
September
8, 2004
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New Tasteless
Joke added to the Sick Jokes page, 6 new weird links added to the
General
section, 7 new weird links added to the
Freaks section, 6 new weird
links added to the
Strange But True section, 11 new weird links
added to the Funny Stuff section, 6 new weird links added to the
Adult
section
today.
Sorry for the
lateness of this update. I have been going through a lot of turmoil, ever
since my
mother died. She's in a better place now, (finally off of her couch.)
August 5,
2004
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3 new weird links
added to the
General section, 5 new weird links added to the
Freaks
section, 4 new weird links added to the
Strange But True section,
4 new weird links added to the Funny Stuff section, 5 new weird
links added to the Adult section today.
Been on vacation
for a little while, but stuff didn't turn
out so well. Dam Asians and their crazy laws. Then when I finally
got back to the U.S., they tried to charge
me with murder at the airport. And to top things off when I got
home I found out my dentist
is no longer in business. I never get a break. Hopefully I'll be back soon
with another crazy update, if they don't kill me first.
July 23,
2004
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3 new weird links
added to the
General section, 4 new weird links added to the
Freaks
section, 5 new weird links added to the
Strange But True section,
7 new weird links added to the Funny Stuff section, new weird link
added to the Adult
section today.
Sorry for the
lack of updates. What can I say... I was out partying
with my new girlfriend for a few weeks straight. Dam high maintenance
bitch. I ended up getting sent to the shithouse
but I'm out again now. Check back soon for some more crazy shit!
Check out my
latest site called IllegalTees.com.
A great place to buy some fucked up t-shirts.
June 28,
2004
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New Tasteless
Jokes added to the Sick Jokes page, 3 new weird links added to the
General
section, 8 new weird links added to the
Freaks section, 8 new weird
links added to the
Strange But True section, 7 new weird links added
to the
Funny Stuff section, 4 new weird links added to the Adult
section
today.
Hey asslovers,
Be sure to check out my new ass fetish site called HighClassBooty.
You can vote for your favourite ass or even submit your own ass pics. Check
out the ass pics
here.
June 3,
2004
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New weird link
added to the
General section, 4 new weird links added to the
Freaks
section, 3 new weird links added to the Strange But True section,
4 new weird links added to the
Funny Stuff section, 4 new weird
links added to the Adult section today.
I'm not sure when
my next update will be... I've ran into some more legal
problems. Hopefully I'll be back soon with some more crazy shit.
Have fun playing
with this until I get back.
May 19,
2004
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New Tasteless
Jokes added to the Sick Jokes page, new hatemail
received, 2 new weird links added to the
General section, 6 new
weird links added to the
Freaks section, 4 new weird links added
to the Strange But True section, 2 new weird links added to the
Funny
Stuff section, 2 new weird links added to the Adult
section
today.
It took me a while
to do this latest update because I've been having some trouble with my
son, the horny
little bastard. I didn't
take it very well. I'll be back soon with some more crazy shit.
Fuckers.
May 5, 2004
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New weird link
added to the
General section, new weird link added to the
Freaks
section, new weird link added to the Funny Stuff section today.
Evil Dick's
Site Of
The Week
Every time
I do an update, I will recommend one site that I think is worthy of extra
attention.
This week
I bring you...
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