Arnold Exposed -  "These folks are trying to expose Arnold Swarzenegger as being the nazi-loving, chauvinist pig he is. Hell, he made Conan the Barbarian, so he can't be all that bad."

Cum Shot Art -  "The disturbing part of this art gallery is the amount of men that participated."

Sex Facilitators -  "Discussion about people that are 'sex facilitators' for people with handicaps. You'd have to pay me a lot of money to jack off a cripple. (Well, maybe not that much money.)"

Rainbow -  "I know some childrens' shows have hidden sexual innuendo, but this video clip is just ridiculous."

Using Weather As A Weapon -  "Did the military have something to do with the tsunami? This site might make you wonder."

Tard Blog -  "A weblog written by a real life special education teacher."

Bike Thief - "These guys show how easy it is to steal a bike in the city (video loads a bit slow)."

Voice Spy -  "This guy records private cell phone conversations using his scanner and posts the audio for your enjoyment."

Go Canadian -  "For you Americans scared of getting your head chopped off when you travel abroad, just buy this kit to pretend you're a Canadian."

Tired Japanese Businessmen -  "Apparently the Japs don't get enough sleep over there."

Dead Animal Art -  "This crazy bitch kills cats to make art out of them. Read the 'statement from the gallery' for an explanation."

Zero Gravity -  "This would be a hell of a trip to go on after a dozen beers."

Striking Similarities -  "Check out these maps of the United States that show the areas that voted for Bush in 2004, and the areas that were pro-slavery before the Civil War."

Map Of Springfield -  "The time that must have been spent creating this accurate map of Springfield blows my mind. Definately a die-hard Simpsons fan."

Boyfriend's Arm Pillow -  "I already ordered one of these for myself."

Quantum Sleeper -  "For the insanely paranoid, here's a bed that doubles as a panic room."

Aryan Wear -  "Online shopping for the white supremacist. I can just imagine the government watch lists your name would go on if you used your credit card to order some of this merchandise."

Modometer.com-  "It's like an odomoter for your mouse. See just how much time you are wasting surfing sites like mine."

Chicken Slaughter -  "I would have thought KFC would have a more humane way of killing their chickens than stomping on them. You can tell these workers really hate chickens! Haha! Click on Change Preferences to adjust your settings if you can't get the video to load."

Death By Caffeine -  "Calculate how many cans of your favourite soft drink it would take to kill you."

The Dream Team -  "A collection of teachers with some of the worst names ever know to man."

Tiny Humanoid Creature -  "Some pictures of a creepy little dried up human found by some people in Chile."

Spock Sings -  "What do you get when you mix Spock with The Hobbitt and some bad acid? You get this music video here."

Cost Of War -  "A real time clock showing the approximate cost of the war in Iraq. I could buy a lot of beer with that money."

Lion King Stolen? -  "If I would have plagiarized as bad as Walt Disney when I was in school the teacher would have flunked me."

Freaky Fish -  "These ugly ass fish were found deep in the ocean."

Personal Nuclear Bomb Shelters -  "Talk about fear mongering. I'd still like to slap one of these in my backyard though."

Jesus Christ Action Figure -  "With walk-on-water action and kung fu chop!"

Monkey Thinks It's A Man -  "A brain-damaged monkey has started walking around on its hind legs just like a human."

ExtremeChickFights.com -  "These sluts beat the living shit out of each other."

Gay Fuel -  "Just what the world needed, a soft drink for gays."

Most Powerful Diesel Engine In the World -  "I wish I could fit this in my old pickup truck."

Chew Shit Fun -  "This poor Asian lady was born with the worst name in the world."

Camel Toe Cup -  "Now you too can have a camel toe without having a big, gaping pussy!"

Lightning Strike Caught On Film -  "This bloke snapped a picture right as lightning was striking a tree directly beside him."

George Bush Sloganator -  "Apparently George Bush had a slogan generator on his website. But that didn't last too long after he seen the types of slogans people were generating for him. Check them out here."

Drunk Driving Spree -  "Pretty funny story about all the damage one drunk driver managed to do in one night."

Naked Rollercoaster Ride -  "I hope they sanitized the seats after they were done."

Nicosphere 3000 -  "This is supposed to be used by people that want to smoke in public, but I know a few potheads that would kill for one of these."

Alien Caught On Film -  "That's just about the saddest excuse for proof of alien life I have ever seen."

BowlingForTruth -  "If you were a fan of the movie Bowling for Columbine, you might not be after you visit this site and discover how much of it was BS."

Sand Trap -  "This is actually old news, but I thought the pictures were worth a link. Looks like Saddam was busy burying stuff over there. I guess he didn't bury it deep enough."

Analogia -  "Pretty cool site. Upload a picture of your face and it will automatically tell you what celebrities you look like. I kept on getting Ernest Borgnine and Ned Beatty."

NoMarriage.com -  "Thinking of getting hitched sometime soon? Better read the facts at this site first."

The Magic Of Photoshop -  "You've all seen celebrities' heads poorly pasted on naked bodies, but this gallery shows you the true power of photoshop when in the hands of a professional. Just put your mouse over the photos to see the before and after."

Genuine Alien Photos -  "This site claims to have the first real alien photos. Ya, OK."

The Simpsons' House -  "Someone actually built a full size replica of the Simpsons house. Take a virtual tour here."

Alien Implant Removal and Detection Method -  "Have you recently been abducted by UFO's and / or anally probed? Better visit this site to find out how to get rid of the tracking bugs they may have implanted in your ass."

Casket Furniture -  "Shock your neighbours by furnishing your house with crap made out of caskets. I'm sure all the goths out there would love this shit."

Government Psychiatric Torture Site -  "Be careful, the government is practicing mind control torture on you right now! Read stories from survivors of brutal government psychiatric torture."

PC EZ-Bake Oven -  "I'm getting just about fat enough that one of these might come in handy."

Giant Squid Attack -  "OK, so they're not that big, but I wouldn't want to pull one of these suckers in on my fishing pole."

Goatse Child's Art -  "This person entered some artwork into a children's art contest. Little did the people running the contest know, but the art was actually based on the infamous Goatse man. Check out the newspaper clipping."

Happy Ahoura Day -  "I personally don't know if this is real or not, but scroll down to the article titled 'Happy Ahoura Day'. Nothing Shite Muslims do would surprise me."

Tattoo Clothing -  "This is probably the worst idea in the history of bad ideas. Now you can get tattooed sleeves just like Jesse James, as simple as putting on a shirt."

StellaAwards.com -  "Great site that gives awards for the most frivolous lawsuits ever filed. I hope to be one of their award winners some day soon."

Microwaving $20 Bills -  "Here's a sure fire way to stop the government from tracking you with their new "Big Brother"-esque $20 bills."

Flatulence Deodorizer -  "Basically just a deodorizer that you strap to your ass."

Gluttonous Trees -  "See what happens when trees start to grow over top of other objects."

Smokers' Guide To Amsterdam Pot -  "If you're planning a trip to Amsterdam anytime soon you better start researching this site."

ACLU Pocket Card on Police Encounters -  "Are you a person of colour? If so, you better carry one of these checklists in your pocket at all times so you know how to deal with the police."

Jesus In The Clouds -  "Crackpot site where people send in photos that appear to have Jesus standing mysteriously in the background."

Disposable Pussy -  "Tired of not gettin' any? Are you a 30 year old virgin? Are you deathly afraid of catching STD's? Hell, are you just sick of your woman's stanky pussy? If so, the disposable pussy from Miss Softies is the answer. Just fill this bitch with water and insert your pecker. Then start whackin! Feels just like a real pussy!"

Magic Cone -  "These folks are selling a disposable pee apparatus that enables women to pee while standing up so they don't have to sit down on public toilets."

Lacuna Inc. -  "Holy Total Recall! Forget your horrible past with the help of Lacuna Inc's memory erasing technique. Now I can finally forget what happened to me in the prison shower."

Headvertising -  "Broke college students and other freaks will now sell you advertising space on their foreheads."

McDonald's Toxic Diet -  "This shows you what happens if you eat nothing but McDonalds for a month straight. (I've done it before)."

Feral Children -  "Real accounts of children that have been born and/or raised in the wild, often by animals. Kinda like little freaky Tarzan kids."

BallTrimmer.com -  "The best reason to shave your balls... is to make your dink look bigger! Only $19.95 for this dedicated testicle trimmer."

Homemade AT-ST -  "I almost put this one under the Freaks section, because you'd have to be a freak to build something like this, but it does look kinda cool. With a starting bid of $19,000 (at the time I posted this), I doubt he'll get many bidders."

The Pet Psychic -  "Meet Laura. She talks to animals."

Puppet Terrors -  "Puppets with problems. This site sells little puppets that are guaranteed to give children nightmares."

Ghost Hunter Store -  "If you're planning on trapping some apparitions, make sure you stock on supplies from the ghost hunter store first."

PETA Targets Kids With Gore Magazine -  "Check out the gory little cartoon brochure PETA activists gave to little kids that were attending a play. Sick fuckers."

Jim Morrison's Ghost? -  "Does that look like the ghost of Jim Morrison at his grave site? My vote goes to it being a poorly done photoshop."

Riot Caught on Film -  "Apparently these folks were upset about something."

Dog Translator -  "Tired of not being able to understand what your dog says? Just give him a dog translator. (actually all dogs ever say is 'I'm hungry!', and 'Why did you cut my balls off?'"

Extreme Ironing -  "The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt."

TerraWind -  "Now this is bad ass! A motorhome that drives in water just as easy as it drives on the road. Only 1.2 million dollars. I better start saving now."

Real 911 Calls -  "Recordings of real 911 calls. My favourite is the one where the guy called 911 because his wife didn't leave him anything to eat for dinner."

Anti-White Rap Lyrics -  "This site tries to expose how much most black rap artists hate whitey."

Force Feeding Ducks -  "Mmmmm. Swollen duck liver sounds pretty good right about now."

ASCII Matrix -  "Somebody has way too much time on their hands. (Coming from me, that's bad.)"

Dial An Orgasm -  "These folks are selling a sex toy attachment for your cell phone. The day I have to fuck my cell phone is the day I put a buillet in my head."

Home Built K-9 Robot -  "As if being a Dr. Who fan wasn't bad enough, this guy takes it one step further by building his own version of K-9 the robot dog."

Extreme Pumpkins -  "These are some bad ass pumpkins."

Pet Preservation -  "So old Yeller kicked the bucket? These people will stuff him for you, so you can always keep him by your side."

HollywoodIsCalling.com -  "Now you can actually have a real celebrity call you or one of your friends for about $20. These aren't exactly A-List celebrities, but I wouldn't mind paying $20 just to be able to tell Lorenzo Lamas what a fucking retard he is. (They also have Fred "Rerun" Berry on their list. Ha ha!)"

Docs Machine -  "Doc made himself an absolutely kick ass home-made mortar."

Shocked and Awed -  "Iraqi children made some pictures  that are supposed to depict Operation: Iraqi Freedom. Notice all the dead Iraqis in the drawings? Something tells me we'll soon have another generation of terrorists to contend with."

Cat Attacks -  "Looks like poor Roy wasn't the first lion tamer to be made into a meal."

ElvisKarate.com -  "A site devoted to Elvis' love of Karate. They've got some nice pics of Elvis 'flying high' in his Karate outfit."

Sunami Turbo -  "The ultimate level of 'rice-boy'ness. A noisemaker that is supposed to make your car sound like it has a turbocharger. If you know anyone that actually put one of these on their car, please hit them for me."

Peltier Beer -  "This is what happens when you combine a passion for case modding and electronics with alcoholism."

Nimbus 2000 Vibrator -  "Apparently some girls have found alternate uses for this Harry Potter toy witch's broom."

Nasal Hair Auction -  "I don't know which is more strange. The fact that someone is auctioning his nasal hair, or the fact that people have actually placed bids on it."

FetoSoap.com -  "I'm not sure who would want to wash themselves with a bar of soap that has a fetus embedded in it, but now you can. Only $5 per bar. Available in scented or unscented."

Jesus The Monster Truck -  "Jesus owns a monster truck and he's pissed."

KFCCruelty.com -  "These people like to bitch about how KFC treats their chickens before they give them the axe. What has a chicken done for me lately? Nothing. If a little cruelty gets me my Hot Wings 5 cents cheaper, so be it!"

Air-Brushed Model -  "This site will show you why all the models always look so good in Playboy. Just roll your mouse over the picture after it loads to see what she really looked liked before they air-brushed the pic."

Nazi Swarzenegger -  "Is this photographic proof that Arnie's Dad was a Nazi? The magic 8 ball says YES."

TugAhoy.com -  "The dream of foreskin restoration can come true for you! Just strap this gadget to your dick and start stretching."

Naked Lunch - "I'm not allowed to walk into a restaurant with my shirt off for health reasons, but it's OK to serve people raw fish off of some skank's piss flaps?"

Marey Carey For Governor -  "Here's the former porn star that's running for Governor in California. I'd vote for her!"

Droog Translator -  "Now you'll be able to understand what the hell Malcolm McDowell is talking about in the movie A Clockwork Orange."

Ghost Busting Gals -  "Hire these ladies to remove the evil spirits from your house. Only $100 per hour."

InnerMint-  "Here's a mint you can take that is supposed to get rid of body odour, even vaginal."

Dog Decay -  "This guy took photos of a dead dog in its various stages of decay."

AfterLife Telegrams -  "These people get terminally ill people to deliver messages to dead people when they die, for a fee."

Pimpit.com -  "All the shit you need to deck yourself out like a full blown pimp. The fake fur trenchcoats kick ass."

TwinTracker.com -  "Kind of sick. Track when the Olsen twins are 'legal' in your state."

MobileAsses.com -  "This site displays pics of womens' asses taken in public without their knowledge."

PushinDaisies.com -  "Here's a novelty shop that sells nothing but items related to mortuaries."

Duck Fetus Delicacy -  "Mmmm. Looks tasty."

Hulk Penis -  "Check out the huge package on the green guy. What's that to scale? About a 2 foot penis? The look on that girl's face is priceless."

Biniki Fashions -  "Is there a big market for a butt bra?"

Dwarf Tossing Banned -  "I would have liked to have been in the legislative assembly of Ontario the day they had to pass this law."

Killer Car Stereo -  "A car stereo so loud it can literally kill you. Cool."

Bush Clock -  "Here's a site that's counting down the time till Bush loses (hopefully) the next election."

Super Camera -  "View movies that show a seamless zoom from outerspace all the way down to just above street level on earth. You just know some perverted scientist at NASA is using this to look down women's tops."

Black Tulip Hotel -  "Europe's most luxurious gay hotel. I hear the fist fuck chair in the rooms is a big drawing point."

AIDS - Made In America? -  "A California lawyer is suing the U.S. government, claiming that the HIV-AIDS virus is a man-made virus developed and manufactured in the United States with the knowledge of the U.S. government."

The Mexican -  "Things must be pretty rough in Mexico when people start getting this desperate. Look at the humiliation on that guy's face. What the hell was he thinking? Bwahahaha!!!"

Anomalies-Unlimited -  "A great site to find out about all sorts of conspiracy theories and strange occurrences. The section on Disney is pretty interesting."

RapSnacks.com -  "Fo Shizzle my Hizzle. They gone and done made cheese curds with pics o' famous rappers on da package. Word. Dat be stylin'."

Cowboy Hot Tubs -  "For the small price of $229.00 plus shipping & handling, you too can own your own piece of shit hot tub. Redneck approved."

Beatallica -  "Your favourite Beatles tunes, done Metallica style."

No Contact Jacket -  "Live in a rough neighbourhood? Afraid of being anally raped? Then buy this jacket that shoots a deadly surge of electricity into anyone that touches it."

Saving Private Lynch? -  "So you've probably all seen the footage of the female American soldier, Private Jessica Lynch, being rescued from her captors in Iraq. There are probably movies in the works already about this story. But what really happened? Was it all bullshit?"

Mickey Mouse Decides To Commit Suicide -  "This is a real comic from the 1930's. I wonder if they'll ever make a ride out of this at Disney World?"

50 Foot Tall Woman Exhibit -  "What kind of an idiot builds a 50 foot tall woman with visible organs and leaves out the walk-in vagina?"

SpikyBras.com -  "If I could find a woman that would wear one of these everyday I'd be a happy man."

Bastet2329.com -  "Some seriously creepy 'goth' dolls for sale here. Some of these would give kids nightmares."

Ultimate Paintball Vehicle -  "I've never played paintball before, but if I had one of these things I would sure as hell start playing it."

Super Megason IV -  "Screw Xbox, forget the PS2, I'm getting a Super Megason IV."

DeliciousDogs.com -  "A site for people that like to eat dogs. Check out their forums for some great recipes."

Primate Store -  "If you're looking for a monkey to use as a sex slave or servant or something, check out the Primate Store. I'm gonna buy one so I can teach it to wax my car."

Lunar Embassy -  "Supposedly this is the place to go if you're interested in buying property in outer space."

Telemarketer Revenge -  "Just a funny story about how a lawyer got revenge on an annoying telemarketer."

Send Me Your Wound -  "Yet another site where people send in pictures of their gross wounds and injuries."

Gorilla Art -  "This gorilla named Koko actually paints pictures. They honestly look better than some of the crap you see in art galleries these days."

BreastLoan.com -  "So you want to buy your old lady a new set of tits, but you're low on cash? Then visit breastloan.com to arrange financing."

Leeches USA -  "Cool, now the next time I run out of leeches I can just fire up my browser and order some online. Because you can never have enough leeches."

Mr. Brains Pork Faggots -  "It's a site about pork products, honest!"

End Horse Slaughter -  "Are you hungry enough to eat a horse? If so, these people don't like you."

RevokeTheOscar.com -  "Yay. Even more people in an uproar over Michael Moore's controversial Oscar acceptance speech. If they wanted to really get back at him, they'd quit giving the fat bastard so much free publicity. He's laughing all the way to the bank."

I Think I Might Be Gay - Now What? -  "I couldn't help laughing at this article."

Man's Best Friend? -  "See how they treat man's best friend in other parts of the world."

Animal Abuse Photos -  "Not for the squeemish."

More Doctored War Propaganda -  "This site claims this alleged doctored image appeared in the London Evening Standard."

Poseiden Resorts -  "This would be kick-ass if they actually raise the funding to make it happen. It's an underwater resort on the ocean floor. You can almost picture the disaster waiting to happen. Ever seen Jaws 3?"

Pro Life ISP -  "I wonder if the picture of the dead fetus on their main page is a huge selling point?"

George Foreman USB iGrill -  "If you reached the point where you've started using your PC or MAC to cook your food, you need fucking help."

Eat Your Monkey Brains -  "Mmmm. Tasty. You'd think they'd take the fur off of them before they put them on the dinner table. I've seen how those things play with their own feces. I hope they at least hose them off first."

Iraqi Liberation Hoax -  "Did you see the footage of them pulling down the statue of Saddam on CNN? This site claims it was a staged hoax, and they have photo evidence."

Baby Headshaping -  "Did your wife spit out an ugly baby? Quick, it's not too late! You can reshape the kid's head before its skull hardens."

Pawsense - Catproof your computer -  "Possibly the stupidest idea for a product I've ever seen."

Iraqi Playing Cards -  "Print out your own personal Iraqi playing cards here. Does anyone else find it strange that these are hosted on the Department of Defense's web site?"

VoteToImpeach.org -  "It appears the quest to have George Bush impeached has already begun."

NW Cryobank -  "Order yourself a bottle of frozen semen online, only $149."

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie -  "An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control."

DOA Beach Volleyball - Full Frontal Nudity Hack -  "A programmer with too much time on his hands has released a patch that allows you to get full nudity in Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball for the Xbox. You have to physically modify your Xbox though. You can still check out some of the pictures at this site."

Fashionable SARS Masks -  "There's no reason to let the SARS scare keep you from looking your best. Differentiate yourself from the rest of the crowd with these designer masks."

Famous or Distinguished Gays and Lesbians -  "A huge list of famous carpet munchers and fudge packers."

Pharosiran Trading -  "Your source for bulk supplies of napkins, baby diapers, handicrafts, and military explosives. WTF? Nice product mix there. I guess they really wanted to diversify. Scroll down to the bottom to see what I'm talking about."

Expert's Guide To Doing Time In Prison -  "I bet this page gets a lot of hits given all the white collar crime in the news lately."

StopEsso.com- "This site claims that Esso is sabotaging international action on global warming, and they recommend boycotting them. Ties to President Bush and all your usual oil company conspiracy theories are here."

Gay Flags - "Apparently some gays aren't happy with their regular old flags, so they decided to redo them with their own added homo touch."

The Chicken Hawks - "A nice listing of celebrities and politicians who chose to run and hide when it was their turn to protect their country. It also includes their given reason for avoiding military service, some of which are funny as hell."

Give It Back - "Sign the petition to give the Statue of Liberty back to the French. Apparently some Americans don't want it now."

Vinny's Tampon Cases - "Apparently Vinny thinks there's a big market for tampon cases. I'm sure the cartoon karate-kicking guy on the front page will appeal to all the ladies out there looking for tampon cases."

Mickey Mouse Gas Masks - "If they re-released these today they'd probably make a killing."

Deady Bears - "Scar your child for life by buying them one of these mutilated teddy bears."

Life Gem - "Instead of placing your recently cremated loved one in an urn on your fireplace mantel, compact their remains into a life gem and wear them as a piece of jewellery."

1/5 Scale Sherman Tank - "Build your own! Great toy for the kids! They can pretend to run over Nazis!"

Leaflet Gallery - "Here's a gallery of all the leaflets the U.S. has been air dropping over Iraq in preparation for war. I reckon the smart Iraqis are building bomb shelters out of mud and camel dung as we speak."

Castles-For-Sale.com- "Real castles around the world that are up for sale or for rent. You could have a hell of a party in one of these."

MassKilling.com- "Here's one of the sites that you've been hearing a lot about in the news because of their insane method of comparing turkey and chicken farms to the Jewish holocaust. If a chicken has to suffer for me to get my McNuggets a few cents cheaper, so be it!"

Boong Ga Boong Ga - "Here's a new arcade game that just launched in Japan in which you try to cram a plastic finger up a virtual woman's ass. Here's another picture of the actual game machine."

SpotInjections.com- "Now this is fucked up. It looks like a how-to site for people that want to inject their own steroids. They've got detailed diagrams of the human musculature so you know where to stick your needle."

FrogWeenies.com- "With all the uproar over the impending war in Iraq, some people have taken offense to the recent political actions of France. Here's a site that calls for the boycott of all things French. Ha Ha Frenchies!"

The Mind Reader - "Behold, the power of the Flash Mind Reader!"

Lesbian Phone Call - "Order a phone call from a real life lesbian for your loved one. Only $10. Your Mom will love it."

Merciless Punishment to the U.S. - "Gotta love those Koreans. These are some propoganda posters they've been making over there lately. Hey George, bomb the fuckers. They're begging for it."

Michael Jackson Child Abuse Document - "The Smoking Gun shocks the world with more dirt on infamous celebrities. Sounds like Mikey likes to play 'rub the carrot' with his house guests."

RentyMyChest.com- "This weirdo rents out his chest as a billboard for $20 a pop. Isn't that the nerdy guy from Call For Help on Tech TV?"

MilkSucks.com- "Lots of fun facts about milk. Did you know the average glass of milk contains between 1 and 7 drops of pus? Mmmm. Pus."

Joe Millionaire Star Acted in Bondage & Fetish Films - "Fox really needs to screen their show's participants more."

Tampon Art- "Works of art made out of tampons. I never stuck around long enough to find out if they made them with used tampons or not. You'll have to find that out for yourself."

Dog The Bounty Hunter - "Check out this website of a real-life bounty hunter. Sort of looks like Chuck Norris on crack. I wish my guidance counsellor would have told me about this as a possible career path."

The Bra Ball - "A gigantic ball made out of bras. There's over 1000 pounds of bras in this sucker! Too bad there weren't some pictures of the tits to go along with them."

Kid Dies in IRC Chat - "This kid, that went by the name of 'Ripper' on IRC, took an insane amount of drugs while he was chatting with people over his netcam and on IRC. Read the chat transcripts of the last few moments of his life as onlookers watched in disbelief as he died from a drug overdose."

Censored Cartoons - "Is nothing sacred anymore? Look at this huge list of scenes that have been deleted out of classic Warner Bros, Paramount and MGM cartoons. The people responsible for this censorship should be drawn and quartered and dropped off a 1000 foot cliff ala Wile E. Coyote."

Robot PC Mod - "Modding your PC case is becoming a very popular hobby for some techno-geeks out there. This guy takes it to a new level of absurdity. I wonder if he actually uses that PC to surf the internet?"

WalMart Baby Toy - "This article claims WalMart was mistakenly selling crib toys that sent out subliminal hate messages to babies. What a great way to start out life."

Music CD Class Action Lawsuit - "Have you purchased a music CD in the last 7 years? Then sign up here to make sure you get compensated for being over-charged. (Don't count on it)."

Computer Cigarette Lighter - "For smokers who spend more time with their computer than they do with their friends or family, this might be a good investment."

Dead Cat Lego Church - "This person made a church out of Lego and dedicated it to her dead cat."

Cinemorgue.com- "An extremely detailed listing of female celebrities that have done death scenes in movies, pictures included."

Prohosters Cat Tossing Incident - "If you run any websites of your own, you might have heard of a hosting company called Prohosters. Well it seems there was an unfortunate incident where the CEO of the company filmed himself tossing his pet cat around. Now the cat lovers are coming out in droves to try to put him out of business. Check out this page to read up on the whole story, plus check out the infamous movies of Ted tossing his cat around like a sack of potatoes."

SUV Drivers = Terrorist Supporters? - "Check out this crazy ad campaign that basically equates SUV drivers to terrorists. What a load of rubbish."

Fursuit.org - "A site dedicated to people that like to make fur suits."

Bird Diaper - "Not only does this site sell diapers for your pet bird, they've also got harnesses and leashes."

How To Stuff A Squirrel - "This site shows you step by step how to stuff a squirrel."

Rob's Gay Info - "Get the scoop on which famous people are really gays or lesbians."

Preemie Dolls - "The perfect gift for any child, an anatomically correct preemie doll! Or get a fetus doll for that special loved one."

Butt Print Art - "Paintings made with someone's ass. I wonder if they smell like poop or have shit stains on them?"

How To Prevent Alien Abductions - "Essential reading for anyone who thinks they might fall victim to an alien abduction."

Barney Bush Dog Cam - "Get a peek inside the White House through the eyes of the Bush's dog, Barney."

Demon Possession Handbook - "Demon possession is real and is still going on today! Well, at least that's what it says on this site."

P-Mate - "This company sells a product that women can use to allow them to pee while standing up."

DookieWear- "Punk clothing for your newborn child."

Cool Clock - "I thought this was dam cool."

Bird Shit Art - "These people have made works of art out of bird shit that their cars have been struck with."

Survivor Porn - "It turns out the guy that just won Survivor Thailand did some soft core porn in the past. Ha Ha!"

GingerBread PC - "This guy decided to make his PC case out of Gingerbread."

EarthBoundDog.com - "What to be wearing when the Little Green Men beam your ass up...just like dog tags, but for earthlings. Don't get abducted without one, or you might never find your way home."

Ghost Hunters of Vancouver Washington - "These people visit graveyards and other creepy locations hoping to take photos of real ghosts."

Adipocere - "Learn what happens to the dead human body in its various stages of decomposition. (Of course they've got plenty of pictures for you.)"

Millionaire Match - "A dating service for millionaires only. I'm sure every trailer trash, crack whore with a computer will be knocking down their doors trying to get a crack at their millions. I bet they all look like Bill Gates."

PlaygroundsForPalestine.org - "A not-for-profit organization dedicated to building playgrounds and recreation areas for Palestinian children living under military occupation. I think a better cause would be carpet-bombing Palestine."

TedBundyForPresident.com - "Is this Microsoft's secret master plan?"

The Pigg-O-Stat - "Want your kids to be really still? Then buy them the Pigg-O-Stat. Works even better than duct tape."

Changing The Climate - "These people go around putting bumper stickers on SUV's to show their dislike for gas-guzzling vehicles. If I ever catch one of these fuckers sticking something on my vehicle I'll beat them to within an inch of their life."

Herpes-Date.com - "So you fucked a crack whore and now you've got a dose on your cock and balls? Your dating life is fucked, right? No way! Just visit this site to hook up with other people that having raging herpes outbreaks. I suppose you could visit this site too if you're just really desperate for a date."

McSpotlight.org - "There's some interesting news articles and commentaries on this anti-McDonalds site. I'm guessing it's run by a bitter, obese person who's eaten more than their fair share of Big Macs."

Private Islands Online - "Have you ever wanted to own your own island? This site lists private islands that are for sale all around the world."

This Job Sucks - "Think you've got a bad job? How about being a professional fluffer? Read this interview with a real life fluffer to see why her job sucks in more ways than one."

Game Girl Advance - "Something tells me we won't be seeing this game in North America. It's a Playstation2 game that comes with its own vibrator! Now you can get off while you're blasting shit on your TV screen."

EmpathyBelly.org- "If your pregnant wife actually talks you into wearing one of these, then you need to hand your balls back in, as you obviously have no use for them anymore."

Slim Jims and Car Openers - "Want to become a professional car thief? Here are all the tools you will need."

Jesus Images - "Apparently Jesus is always with you. If these pictures are the truth, then I only have one thing to say. Get the fuck away from me Jesus! You're crowdin' me."

Britney's Guide to SemiConductor Physics - "Learn the ins and outs of Semiconductor Physics from Britney Spears herself. Well, not really."

White Trash Lava Lamp - "Learn how to make your very own lava lamp out of an empty wine bottle. Classy."

Area 51 Photos - "These guys claim to have photos of the front gate of the legendary Area 51."

Unfortunate Cards - "A gallery of some of the most bizarre and poorly thought out greeting cards ever made."

Arresting Images - "Check out these mug shots of your favourite celebrities who hit rock bottom. Make sure you look at the Yasmine Bleeth photo. (Apparently cocaine use does wonders for the appearance.)"

Why-Is-The-Sky-Blue.org - "This site actually answers this perplexing question, among others."

How To Survive A Nuclear Attack - "With a war in Iraq drawing nearer, this might actually come in handy."

MintyAss.com - "So you love burying your tongue deep within your lover's rectum, but you can't stand the inevitable taste of feces? Then try Mintyass, for that minty ass flavour."

MotorcycleFunerals.com - "Instead of checking out in a hearse, take your last ride in a Harley instead."

Pinocchia.com - "An unbelieveable site where people get off on posting pictures of women that have had their noses morphed to look like Pinochio."

Saddam Hussein Music Videos - "Iraqi televison rocks. Carson Daly, eat your heart out."

Counterfeit Library - "If you want to change your identity or fake your own death, or even just want some fake ID to get into the bars, this is the place to go."

The Shenis - "Here's a disturbing device that allows women to pee standing up."

Talking TP - "This toilet paper roll plays back a recorded message everytime you wipe your ass."

Epilepsy - "Stare at this screen for about 20 minutes with the lights out. I did, and now my eyes are bleeding."

World's Longest Web Page - "Supposedly the longest page on the internet...over a 1/4 mile long. Go add your own message to the board to make it grow even bigger. (Dam thing takes forever to load now as it is. Fucking dialup.)"

Size Him Up - "Guess how big a man's cock is using this handy online penis size calculator."

Self-Circumcision Kit - "Save money by doing it in the comfort of your own home. Ugh."

DownSyndromeDolls.com - "Make your little one feel normal by letting them play with these freaky ass dolls."

Bad Astronomy - "This guy watches science fiction movies and comments on whether the principles of science in them are realistic or not."

Christian Panties - "Catch up on your Bible studies at the same time that you're gettin' laid."

World's Largest Joint? - "60 people smoked for about 3 hours on this joint. I think it's probably some kind of record."

Gekkomat - "These crazy Germans are working very hard on making a suit that will allow you to climb walls, not unlike Spiderman."

Hollywood Nepotism Page - "A list of actors and actresses that got into Hollywood simply because of their more famous relatives."

Rent A Jerk - "Hire this idiot to be an asshole, so you don't have to."

Hitler Cat - "Harmless kitten or cruel despot? You decide."

The Body Farm - "Don't donate your body to science or your corpse may end up rotting away on this guy's farm. Also, check out the details of how the human body decomposes."

CatBoxing.com - "Videos of pet cats attacking each other."

Snake Bite Photos - "I hope I never get bitten by one of these little bastards. You swell up real good."

Root Canal Surgery Photos - "Just another good reason to brush your teeth."

Nude Clothing - "Look like you're naked even when you're not!"

How To Open A Master Combination Lock - "Thieves, take notice! Now you can leave your bolt cutters at home."

Accidental Video Game Porn - "An archive of scenes in popular video games that could been mistaken as lame porno!"

The Indo-Pakistani DeadPool - "Place your bet on when India and Pakistan will blow themselves up with nuclear weapons. You could win $100 if you're closest to the actual date of destruction."

United Poultry Concerns - "These people are upset over the terrible living conditions that Chicken McNuggets, er...I mean chickens, have to endure. They all end up in my fat belly, so who gives a shit if they haven't got enough room to take a dump without stepping in it? They've even got pictures of chickens they've rescued from cages."

ShowMeYourWound.com- "People send in their own personal injury photos and tell you how they got hurt! I wonder if they would like a picture of my bloated liver?"

Cracked X10 Cams - "Have you seen those stupid popup ads for those tiny wireless X10 cameras? Well it seems someone has figured out how to crack them. Now you can drive around your neighbourhood with an X10 receiver and see what everyone else is doing in front of their X10 cameras. You might see some cool shit if you live in a big city."

$20 Bill Commemoration of 9/11 - "Follow the directions on this page on how to fold a $20 bill and you'll see a creepy reminder of the attacks on September 11."

Freekee Drops - "Coolest candy ever made! It's a sweet red liquid that comes in a container shaped like a syringe. The mascot on the package is a drooling spaced-out druggy."

Extreme BBQ - "This guy shows us how to barbecue the ultimate bird: the Turducken. Basically a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Now that's good eatin'."

The Watchtower Art Department - "Are Jehovah's Witnesses maniacs who take pleasure in the demise of non-believers? Take a look at this art taken from their publication, The Watchtower, and you might be surprised at what you see."

Bum Fights - "Move over Ultimate Fighting Championship, here comes Bum Fights. Real life bums fighting tooth and nail. You can acutally order the video online. Great stuff."

Adolf Hitler Action Figure - "Makes a great birthday present for kids, or so I've heard."

Private Wrestling with Hollywood - "$325 for an hour of private wrestling with a female wrestler? No thanks, I'll spend $20 on a real whore instead."

Polygamy.com - "This site seeks to promote the benefits of a plural marriage. I like the section that lists how it benefits women."

Suicide Bomber - The Game - "I wonder if Al Qaeda uses this as a training simulation?."

VampireLesbianKickBoxers.com - "The title alone is enough to make me want to see this movie when it comes out."

BrownDogInstitute.com - "Give your dog what he really wants: pet snacks that taste like cat turds, garbage, butt stink, roadkill and rotten fish. And for a limited time, receive free vomit with every purchase."

Rodney King's Arrest Record - "Looks like someone's been busy since the last time we heard from him."

Potty Putter - Piddle, Poop & Putt - "If you enjoy golf this much, you need help."

How to Make a Pop Tart Blow Torch - "I smell a possible law suit."

Herobuilders.com - "They sell Bin Laden & George Bush action figures. They've even got Bin Laden in drag. Great gifts for kids of all ages."

Ethnic Cleansing - The Game - "Here's a new video game you won't find on the shelves in WalMart. And don't even think about bitching at me for this. I never made the friggin' game."

BuyDehydratedWater.com - "I wonder how many people have been stupid enough to send a check to these people to purchase their dehydrated water?"

Moto-Penis - "Forget Harley Davidson, this is my kind of ride."

Ladies Weapons - "This guy takes various assault weapons and gives them a lady's touch by painting them all pink and covering them with floral patterns and shit. Sacrilegious, if you ask me."

RooPooCo.com - "These people are going to make a killing. Everyone knows souvenirs made out of kangaroo shit are in high demand."

Provocative Pinatas - "Order a pinata shaped like a penis for your next party."

Pentagon Crash Photos - "Here's one for you conspiracy theory nutcases. Did a plane really hit the Pentagon? After viewing these photos you may think differently."

Roach Cam - "If you're totally bored, maybe you'll get a kick out of watching this live roach cam from the University of South Carolina. What a waste of bandwidth. Some University hottie could be hosting a live sex show with that camera."

How to Kill Yourself With Carbon Monoxide - "Apparently this guy thought some people might find this information useful!"

Nippits.com- "Ladies, now you never have to worry about entering a cold room and getting titty hard-ons again, thanks to Nippits, the nipple concealment strips."

Manties.net - "Panties for seriously disturbed men!"

Prison Survival Guide - "Going to prison soon? Then you better read this first if you want to make it out alive, or at least without losing your anal cherry."

Cat Spay and Neuter - "Here's a link for all the people out there that have always wanted to see photos of a cat getting neutered. (We know who you are.)"

Tug Boat Mishap - "I think someone might have had a wee bit too much of the old sauce before they went to work. Never drink and drive tugboats."

Covert-gps-vehicle-tracking-systems.com- "Want to track where that slutty wife of yours is driving to while you're at work? Just attach one of these suckers to her car."

My Personal Pics of Roadkill - "Pictures of dead animals this guy finds on the road, for your viewing pleasure."

Life Simulator for a McDonald's Employee - "If your day is as monotonous and boring as this simulator, you should probably just kill yourself."

Strange Signs - "Here's a huge picture gallery of signs that seem too stupid to possibly be real - but they are!"

Le-Monte Newspaper of the Strange But True - "An archive of unbelievable stories and events - and they're all true!"

Tinkletoonz.com - "Help your kid learn to pee in the toilet by making them sit on this musical shitter. That would have scarred me for life."

PCPottyTimer.com - "Here's another way to scar your child. Just buy this software to make a log of your child's pooping habits. Also plays sounds to remind your child when it is time to drop a load or take a whiz. Excellent!"

The Spud Gun - "Watch some videos of this guy blowing stuff up with his home-made potato cannon. Also includes a how-to on mounting a laser sight to your own potato cannon."

Asswipes.net- "If it were up to these folks, everyone would be using baby wipes to clean their ass. Only in a perfect world."

Lego Machine Gun - "This guy shows you how to make a gun that shoots 2-by-4 bricks at a high rate of fire. Oh yeah, the gun is made of Lego. The perfect project for your kids."

Candiru - "If you've ever seen the movie 'Anaconda' then you might have heard reference to this infamous creature that likes to burrow inside your penis to make itself at home. Check out the picture of it being removed from some poor guy's ballsack."

Ghostwatcher.com - "These people swear they've found a real life haunted house. So they've set up dozens of web cams all over the place to try to capture something on film. It's really quite sad."

Star Wars in ASCII - "Someone has taken the time to redo the entire Star Wars movie in streaming text. You have to see this to believe it."

CoincidenceDesign.com - "These people offer a very unique service. They will basically stalk the female of your deepest desires, the one you're too scared to talk to, and they'll find out everything they can about her for you, and then even try to arrange a coincidence meeting. Very creepy, if you ask me. Almost like stalkers for hire."

CrimeSceneCleaners.com - "Did you have to pop a cap in the ass of a hoodlum that was trying to rob your house? And now you've got nasty blood stains and chunks of his skull all over your shag carpeting? Call these guys to help clean things up."

Spanked Celebrities - "A disturbing amount of research seems to have gone into this site that archives celebrities' past experiences with spanking. How do they find this stuff out?"

VelvettDesigns.com - "They sell fuzzy pillows shaped liked breasts, for all those reeaalllly lonely guys out there."

Abortioncams.com - "This site films people as they are entering abortion clinics, then posts the footage on the internet. They are stirring up a lot of shit. You've probably seen this on the news already."

Longest Urinal in the World - "I want one of these in my basement."

The Lord of the Rings...done in Lego format! - "Apparently someone has even more spare time than me!"

Vigilante Crime Reports & Arrests - "This guy goes around documenting people committing crimes. The ones where he busts people tryiing to have sex with hookers are especially funny."

Donald Duck in Nutziland - "Here's a cartoon you'll never get to see. Donald Duck goes to work for Hitler in a munitions factory. The site says this was actually released by Disney in 1943."

Just Wait Here - "Outstanding! This is an online comic that helps kids to understand why they have to wait outside while their Mommy or Daddy stops by the Methadone clinic."

The Breath Checker - "Now you can measure just exactly how bad your breath smells. The perfect gift for people that don't know enough to brush their teeth."

ConvictsReunited.com - "So you just got out of jail and you want to hook up with your old cell mate, Bubba? Just visit this site and you'll soon be reliving all of your old 'don't drop the soap' memories."

Colonblow- "It is estimated that the average person has between 3 to 8 undigested meals in their colon at one time. That is the sales pitch these people are using to try to sell you a powder that's supposed to clean the years of built-up shit out of you. The addition of the poop pics section is a nice touch."

Manbeef.com - "Go here if you are interested in purchasing some human meat. I hear it makes good jerky. They've even got some good recipe ideas."

Mulletheads - "I predict these action figures with mullet hair cuts will be the new toy craze of 2002."

"More than you ever wanted to know about your pet's anal sac." or "Why is my Pet Scooting?"

The Terminator - "This is pretty cool. Enter the name of any famous actor and it will produce the shortest list of links that terminates with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I even tried to stump it with a few porn star names, but it could always find a link back to Arnie."

WheelchairsForDogs.com - "Here's a tip from Evil Dick: If your dog is in such bad shape that it needs a wheelchair, then it wants to die. Take it to the vet and put it to sleep."

Liberated Christians - "I doubt if the Pope would approve of these Christians who think polygamy, sex toys and swinging can go hand in hand with the Bible."

Castledarkmoor - "These folks got so wrapped up in their little Knights of the Round Table fantasy life, that they built their own castle in their backyard so they could hold skirmishes, complete with a scoring system. And they even built a moat!"

Church of Euthanasia - "The four pillars of this church are suicide - abortion - cannibalism - sodomy."

How to Diaper A Monkey - "I've always wanted to know how to do this. Now I do."

Stair Diving - "This site will teach you how to properly fling yourself down a flight of stairs. Videos included."

The Black Man Game - "The first and only board game to depict life from the perspective of a minority. I think I'll stick to naked Twister."

North Carolina Poop Counter - "This site keeps track of the excrement levels of North Carolina humans and compares it to that of their hog population. The hogs appear to be pooping faster."

Nature's Platform - "Did you realize all this time you have been shitting incorrectly? These people sell a simple attachment for your toilet that will help you to shit properly."

Pleasureshields.com - "Do you jack off at your computer desk all the time? Then you need one of these to protect your computer equipment from cum splatters."

Spudguns.co.uk - "Make a cannon capable of killing someone out of a potato, a  metre of pipe, and some electrical tape."

Grieving Bags - "Lost your baby due to a miscarriage? Now you can work through the grieving process with your own special piece of fabric shaped like a dead fetus."

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - "These people think we should let the human race die off so the earth can replenish itself."

K9TopCoat.com - "Lycra body suits for your dog. If you ever get the urge to buy your dog one of these, please shoot yourself in the head."

Anti-Masturbation Equipment - "Stop masturbation the old fashion way - by using electric shock and chastity belts."

The Official Home Page of David Berkowitz - "Former serial killer turned Bible thumper now has his own web page."

Testicular Agonies - "An absolutely huge picture archive of people getting hit in the nuts."

Shadowbuddies.com - "This company sells dolls that are supposed to mimic the horrific ailment your child has, to make them feel better about themselves. They've got burn victim buddies, ostomy buddies, even breast cancer survivor buddies."

Lightning Strike Survivor's Resource Page - "A support page for people that have lived through being hit by lightning."

Jim & Tim's Duct Tape Fashion Galleries - "White trash appears to have reached a new low. Clothing made out of duct tape."

Cheating-husbands.com - "Husband having an affair online or offline or involved in cybersex? They'll show you how to catch him, forgive him or divorce him."

A Practical Guide To Suicide - "Has life got you down? Feeling a little blue? Then you better not visit this site or you might be dead by dawn."

Cleanflicks.com - "You send them your favourite video tapes and for a fee they'll edit out all the sex, violence, cursing and the rest of the good stuff for you."

Walt Disney World At LARGE - "This site goes into great detail about what Disney World is like from the perspective of a morbidly obese person. Evil Dick's Translation: I am a big, fat, fat ass and I'm too fat to fit through the turnstiles, and I can't go on half the rides because I'm too God dam fat, so now I'm gonna make this web site so other fat people know where they can fit and where they'll get stuck."

Worst Halloween Costumes Ever! - "I don't know, I kind of liked the idea of dressing up as Gabe Kaplan from Welcome Back Kotter. The Father Murphy one is pretty cool too. Anyone else remember that show, or is it just me?"

Infectious Awareables - "Clothing meant to spread awareness about infectious diseases. I like the neck ties that have the pictures of the herpes virus on them. Classy."

WildCatRanch.net - "A retirement home for cats. Most people I know retire their cats in the river inside of a garbage bag filled with bricks."

The Whipped Women - "For some strange reason this person decided to make a detailed archive listing every scene in every movie where a woman gets whipped."

The Yellow Car Page - "Apparently someone has a thing for yellow cars."

The Slaughter - "Ever wonder how that Big Mac gets on your plate? Visit this site to see how a cow is slaughtered. Mmmmmm. Looks tasty."

Pimphats.com - "This store sells everything you need to look like a pimp out of an old Dirty Harry flick. Everything from fake afros to purple silk jackets. I wish all pimps still dressed like this."

StopAbductions.com - "For only $35 these folks will show you how to make a special thought-screening helmet that will keep you from being abducted by aliens. You gotta love the picture of the guy wearing it on the main page."

Auto-Expressions.com - "Do you own one of those faggy-looking Mazda Miatas? Then make yourself look even more stupid by giving your Mazda a bolt-on facial expression."

BetterButtocks.com- "Do you have a big ol' jiggly ass? Well this doctor can help. Of course, they include before and after surgery photos."

Buttcandle.com - "This site sells candles that you stick up your ass for internal cleansing reasons. Quick! Get out your credit card!"

Pauly Shore's Ex-Girlfriends - "These are supposedly all pictures of Pauly Shore's ex-girlfriends. I find it hard to believe he has ever had a girlfriend. As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet a month's beer money that he takes it in the ass from Fred Durst."

Rosebuds.net - "This site sells jewellery you wear on your anus."

An Autistic's Guide to Asking a Girl Out On A Date- "If you are so fucked up that you have to follow these instructions to ask a girl out, then I'm betting you won't be getting many opportunities for dates, unless it involves crack whores."

Forteantimes.com - "The Journal of Strange Phenomena. Articles on everything from Martians to stories about Hitler being a queer."

Plastic Paradise - "Watch Barbie, Ken and friends perform such wholesome acts as anal rimjobs, face sitting and oral sex. They've even got videos of the little plastic dolls gettin' busy."

AbortionTV.com - "An anti-abortion site that goes to great lengths to convince you abortion is bad, including showing nasty abortion pictures."

Dead People Server - "Find out who's dead and who's not. A great way to keep track of dead celebrities."

Satanic Ritual Abuse - "Everything you could ever want to know about the psychological, sexual, and