|
Hatemail and Complaint Department
|
| Apparently some people don't like
my jokes or don't like my links. From now on all negative email I receive
will be posted here. Got a complaint...well fuck you. Send your stupid
ass complaints here. |
| Lspint |
From: "Lsplint@aol.com"
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Tuesday, March 8, 2005
u sick ,vile ,nobody\ i hate your
guts |
| My Response:
Eat the
corn out of my bloody, diarrhea shit.
Regards,
Evil Dick |
| AprylDawn |
From: "AprylDawn@aol.com"
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Thursday, January 06, 2005
|You are sick and twisted| what the
hell is the deal with all the baby jokes? I would hate to be your chiLd..
you are SicK! fucker. oh and by the way, YOU eat shit-your site SUCKS!
-DeMeNtedMiNd |
| My Response:
EAT THE
PEANUTS OUT OF MY SHIT. Then when you puke, eat your own puke. Then take
a shit. And eat your own shit that contained your vomit, which contained
the peanuts out of my shit.
Thank you,
Evil Dick |
| Roger Strohmeyer |
From: "Roger Strohmeyer"
Subject: Weird-Stuff-broken-link (not)
Date: Monday, November 29, 2004
Hello,
You shouldn't assume that all of
your website visitors are a bunch of pathetic loser Liberals that hate
President Bush.
Thank you,
-Roger |
| My Response:
I don't
assume that, but I don't care for the job Bush has done myself. If it costs
me a few visitors, so be it.
Regards,
Evil Dick |
| Dolphin00Blue |
From: "Dolphin00Blue@aol.com"
Subject: God help you
Date: Thursday, November 04, 2004
You are a sick person.Why all those
jokes on babies?Even on Jews???I hope to God that you get seriously hurt......I
hope to God he dosent forgive you for what you are doing.What person in
their right mind would do that....do you find it funny to talk about dead
little children?Do you find it funny that innocent little children are
molested...killing babies.Normal people dont do what you do...you obviously
need some help.....people like you have sorry lives and seek to destroy
others,people like you are brutes,barbarians .There are places for people
like you. May God never be with you.By the way I read about you making
fun of Irish people.Get a life there is not one thing wrong with Irish
people,obviously you are an obnoxious brute and will never get a girl.
Rot in hell
Not sincerely,
Half irish half Italian girl
P.S. thats why I stuck up for the
Irish people theyre modest and descent going church people,so are the Italians.Obviously
you have no brains......and are not at the least bit civilized I
hope to God you will be put somewhere or get it back 7x worse... |
| My Response:
You are
the one that needs help. Only a religious idiot like you could confuse
posting stupid jokes on a dumb web site with committing crimes in real
life. Do you really think because I post a stupid dead baby joke that I
am out killing babies at night? Jeez.
The "descent
going church people", as you put it, seem to be the ones that are molesting
children and abusing their power over the brainwashed church-goers.
See here:
http://www.inoohr.org/pedophilepriests.htm
In closing
I would just like to say, "Suck my juicy, juicy cock, BEOTCH!".
P.S. If
you don't like tasteless and sick jokes...WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING
VISITING MY SITE?
Best Regards,
Evil Dick |
| fandom11 |
| (I received
this hate mail because of a link I posted on the Freaks
page titled BringBackKirk.com, a site that is devoted to having
an aging William Shatner reprise his role as Captain Kirk in a new Star
Trek movie.)
From: "fandom11"
Subject: Weird-Stuff
Date: Sunday, May 09, 2004
A typical uninformed comment from
a cocksucker that can't be backed up with evidence or actions. |
My Response:
(his email address bounced so he
never received my reply)
Come on
man. Look at him.
http://trekkers.se/foto/Lon_344_shatner.jpg
I liked
him best just like everyone else, but face it... the only place you're
going to see Shatner reprising his role as Kirk is in Saturday Night Live
skits.
To quote
the man himself, "Get a life!"
Regards,
Evil Dick |
| wouldnt
u like 2 know |
From: "wouldnt u like
2 know"guitar_brad@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Thursday, February
12, 2004
You are the
most horrible person in the world. Just coz ur mom wouldn't breast feed
u dosen't give u the rite 2 bad mouth every woman. no wonder wonder u hate
woman u never and will never have one. You piece of shit. i hope u think
the shit u put on here is funny coz lots of us dont!!!!
signed
wouldnt u
like 2 know |
| My Response:
Actually
my mother breastfed me till I was 16. Glad you like the site!
Regards,
Evil Dick
(note: This
idiot thought he could hide his email address by changing the "reply to"
address to something that wasn't valid. Unfortunately for him Hotmail shows
the true origin when you view the message source. Fucking coward!) |
| SatansGimp |
From: "Jim Bob"
Subject: leviathan
Date: Friday, January
09, 2004
You think you're
evil?
just wait
you'll see
no good will
come to you
give me back
my big mack huh?
just you fucking
wait. |
| My Response:
What the
fuck are you blabbering on about?
Was that
supposed to be some sort of threat? If it was, just let me know so I can
forward it to the police.
Fucking
asshat.
Regards,
Evil Dick |
| tinman74 |
From:
"tinman74"
Subject: WHAT
Date: Thursday, December
25, 2003
You display
jokes about child molestation, but insist on not displaying any racist
jokes, why? Are you a child molester yourself or do you sympathise with
these people? Have you been molested yourself as a child or witnessed
such an act? if so there are people that can help. Please look into the
deepest regions of your mind and analyse yourself, if you find that you
are feeling uncomfortable emotions concerning child abuse then please step
forward and find some help before it becomes too late!
Submit your
best jokes here so I can post them!
No racist
jokes please!!!
PS
You may Have
children yourself one-day, if not already.
They may become
child abuse victims.
Then how long
these jokes stay on this website.
Yours Concerned.
Bri |
| My
Response:
Please go
away.
Did you
even read the hatemail section? For the last time, I just put the comment
about the the racist jokes there to keep the flood of nigger jokes at bay.
Would you feel better if I displayed some racist jokes? Have any specifics
in mind?
Another
fucking asshat to add to the hatemail section.
Fuck you
and your mother and your children.
Eat the
peanuts out of my shit.
FUCK OFF.
They are jokes you fucking imbecile.
Regards,
Evil Dick |
| LaFonda
Cole |
From: "LaFonda Cole"
Subject: THIS IS THE
ONLY POSSIBLE WAY FOR YOU TO GET ATTENTION..........
Date: Sunday, December
21, 2003
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE FUNNY SHIT IS.....THIS WEBSITE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WAY YOU CAN GAIN
ATTENTION. YOU AND YOUR SICK ASS "FANS" THINK OF THE MOST GRUESOME SHIT
TO WRITE, AND THEN YOU POST IT! YOU WAKE UP ON THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED
WITH IT! YOU WRITE NO RACIAL JOKES PLEASE, BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND HAVE
SHIT ON THERE ABOUT DEAD BABIES. FUCK THAT, YOU AND WHO EVER ELSE GETS
OFF ON THIS WILL ONE DAY SEE YOUR DOOM...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER...EVEN IF IT'S
YOUR COMPUTER BLOWING UP IN YOUR FACE. I HOPE ONEDAY INTELLIGENCE WILL
SEEK YOU. GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!! |
| My Response:
Merry Christmas!
Evil Dick |
| LaFonda Cole's Response:
AT LEAST YOU
RESPONDED WITH SENSE....TO BAD IT DOES NOT SHOW ELSEWHERE! MAY GOD WASH
YOUR EVIL BRAIN WITH PUREX! |
| Jamie,
Steve, Bradley & Mia |
| (I received
this hate mail in regards to the link I posted on the General Weird Stuff
page titled "Anti-Drunk Driving Campaign")
From: "Jamie, Steve, Bradley
& Mia"
Subject: Thats sick
Date: Monday, November
24, 2003 6:52 PM
As if you can
show a girl who survived an accident in your website. She is not a freak.
Alot of your shit is very funny, but that is awful! |
My Response:
(their email address bounced so
I am posting my reponse here)
Where did
I say she was a freak? If I thought she was a freak I would have listed
her on the "Freaks" page.
If you bothered
to read the description I put beside the link, you would have seen I thought
the ad campaign put on by the Texas Department of Transportation was weird,
because it was so graphic. (did you see the picture at the very bottom
of that page?)
It looks
like something you would see on a gore site like ogrish or rotten.com. |
| Jamey Effler |
From: "jamey effler"
Subject: Joke-Submission!
Date: Wednesday, June
11, 2003 10:03 AM
I think ya'lls
are pretty damn sick b/c someone is getting off on all those dead babie
jokes and the jokes about having sex with children. I think some of these
jokes should be removed from the site b/c they're too sick. By the
way,you don't want any racist jokes,well,I saw a couple of those too on
your site already. |
| My Response:
Yes, I know
they're sick. No one is "getting off" on the jokes. You make it sound like
it is a sexual thing. Let me guess, you're a Catholic, right?
The jokes
are there to shock people. Ever hear of a "shock jock" on the radio? Kinda
like Howard Stern?
Some people
like being shocked and some people don't. The solution is to turn the radio
off or to stop visiting web sites that warn you they have tasteless jokes.
I don't
give a shit about the racist jokes. I just put that warning up there because
if I didn't then I'd get all kinds of people emailing me "nigger" jokes,
and everyone has already heard them all before anyway. |
| Rodry |
From: "Rodry"
Subject:
[no subject]
Date: Friday, February
21, 2003 6:21 PM
hey ass hole...i
found the jokes aboute the gays pretty funny..how did u comme up with that?????
a it must be from ur own experiences.....anyways whats up with the dead
baby's??? ur are so fucked man go see ur mama and ask for help.... |
| My Response:
Glad you
liked the fag jokes. Unfortunately I didn't write those. They were all
submitted to me. So were all the jokes on that page.
I asked
my Mama for help once but she burned me with a cigarette. |
| Pamela
Russell |
From: "Pamela Russell"
Subject: the jokes are
sick
Date: Tuesday, January
14, 2003 1:26 PM
Okay now, you
can't honestly believe that those jokes are funny? Come on now, dead
babies and shit, molestation of little kids? How the hell is that
funny? I understand people send those jokes to you but why stick
them up on your websight if you don't even feel they are funny. And
I have you know that I'm part Irish.......cock sucker |
| My Response:
I'm part
Irish myself. Just thought I'd throw that Irish comment out there to piss
some more people off who can't take a joke. I don't really give two shits
about the jokes myself. Some people think they are funny because of the
shock value. It's not a new concept.
Now I just
leave them up because it gets me so many interesting emails like yours.
I find it hilarious that I can post links to sites where people eat each
other's own fecal matter, and I don't get any hatemail about that. But
post a few stupid jokes on a jokes page and everyone blows a gasket. |
| No Doubt |
From: "No Doubt"
Subject: [no subject]
Date: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 12:43 AM
Hey what the fuck is up with you
and dead babies?????????????? you fuckin' low life. That's sad. What the
fuck did they ever do to you. I hope not that they messed up your life
cause then that would of been your fuckin' fault!!!!! |
| My
Response:
Listen assfuck.
People submit
these dead baby jokes to me all the time.
I never
wrote any of them.
I leave
them up on my jokes page because some people think they are funny, and
also just so I can receive hatemail from fuckwads like you.
I have nothing
against babies. As a matter of fact, I used to be one.
Now go back
to your pillow biting.
Evil Dick |
| No
Doubt's Response:
hey evil cock
why dont you go suck out the evil of it and when youre done with that,
go fuck a dog. Then go to hell. |
| Gina |
From: "Gina"
Subject: [no subject]
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 20:55:19
Mr. Erectile Dysfunction,
My friends and I just got done visiting
your website. Are you screwed up or what, cracker? I can't believe yo ass.
People like you make people like me look bad, fag. Take a hint and screw
off. |
| My Response:
Can you
teach me how to speak ebonics like that?
"That shit
is wack! Boyeez!"
How was
that? I know, it still needs work.
Now go
fuck a monkey. |
| Gina's Response:
Stupid fuck...
obviously you never gonna get laid. How fucking retarded are you? Maybe
you should take your own advice and screw a monkey, it would be some excitement
for you. |
| My Response:
Really?
So you've fucked a monkey before and it was exciting? Are their pee pees
big?
I hear you
can get AIDS from that. Is that true or another myth? Please let me know.
I'm interested.
Your new
best friend,
Evil Dick |
| The Shiznay |
From: "The Shiznay"
Subject: You Dumb Fuck!
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 20:46:52
Holy christ, you're such a god damn
retard! Lets make fun of the irish fol but not post "racist" jokes. You're
a sick little tard... I can;t believe you dumb shit. |
| My Response:
The Irish
have it coming.
By the way,
I hear Rasha Sirgeg likes it in the ass.
AND DON'T
MAKE FUN OF THE RETARDED! THAT'S CRUEL!!!
Your friend
Evil Dick |
| Gregisclan2001 |
From: "Gregisclan2001"
Subject: Your jokes f***ing suck!
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 21:48:20
You're such a biased asshole! Your
jokes are completely geared towards women and discriminatory towards women,
yet at the bottom of your joke page you say no racial jokes please... so
being gender biased is not as bad as being a racist? You're so fucked in
the head yo... I can't believe that shit. |
| My Response:
I just post
what people send me.
I put that
comment on the bottom of the page because if I didn't, I'd be getting about
20 "nigger" jokes submitted to me every day. Everyone's heard them already
anyway.
Glad the
jokes hit a nerve!
Come back
soon!
If you think
my site is bad, try this one:
http://sickestsites.com/Jokesbaby.htm
You'll like
it!
Regards
Evil Dick |
| Rasha Sirgeg |
From: "Rasha Sirgeg"
Subject:
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 09:20:33
Firstly, I would like to share with
you my opinion concerning some of the jokes you post on your page... you're
a male chauvinistic pig and the very thought of your being makes the world
cringe. The closest thing you'll ever get to a woman is a tree with several
opportunely placed protrusions. The thought of vermin like you, who constantly
degrade women, is one that makes people like me gag. No woman deserves
anything like that, and you are obvioualy one deranged little boy. I suggest
you review your jokes with a wider audience than your psychopathic drinking
buddies, who are obviosly as deranged as you are. Not only are you the
most disgusting creature on this earth, but you bring down the population
with your sick being... People like you are prime examples of why we should
force sterilization upon the unfit. Your parents should have thought twice
before they agreed upon giving birth to you. |
| Apryl Talburt |
From: "Talburt, Apryl"
Subject:
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 09:18:04
What is wrong with you? You sicken
my with all ur woman hating jokes. Just coz ur mom did'nt breast feed you
as a kid dosen't give u the right to say mean things about woman. People
like u are one reason people choose not to have kids. Also, those mean
jokes about the babies r just well unhuman. U were a baby once. You r sick
and i hope you get help
Signed ^%^!# |
| My Response:
I think
someone like you needs to click here:
http://goatse.cx/
You can't
be serious. Complaining about jokes? I spit on you. I shit on your grave.
Who the fuck complains about jokes? Fucking moron. |
| Apryl's Response:
i happen to know many other ppl who
hate ur stupid "jokes". I am serious when the "jokes" in question are pure
filth. You are the sickest person the God's green earth. Just one ? do
u like hot places? COz ur going to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |