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Hatemail and Complaint Department
Apparently some people don't like my jokes or don't like my links. From now on all negative email I receive will be posted here. Got a complaint...well fuck you. Send your stupid ass complaints here.
Lspint
From: "Lsplint@aol.com"
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Tuesday, March 8, 2005

u sick ,vile ,nobody\ i hate your guts

My Response:

Eat the corn out of my bloody, diarrhea shit.
 
Regards,
Evil Dick 

AprylDawn
From: "AprylDawn@aol.com"
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Thursday, January 06, 2005

|You are sick and twisted| what the hell is the deal with all the baby jokes? I would hate to be your chiLd.. you are SicK! fucker. oh and by the way, YOU eat shit-your site SUCKS!
-DeMeNtedMiNd

My Response:

EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF MY SHIT. Then when you puke, eat your own puke. Then take a shit. And eat your own shit that contained your vomit, which contained the peanuts out of my shit.

Thank you,
Evil Dick

Roger Strohmeyer
From: "Roger Strohmeyer"
Subject: Weird-Stuff-broken-link (not)
Date: Monday, November 29, 2004

Hello,

You shouldn't assume that all of your website visitors are a bunch of pathetic loser Liberals that hate President Bush. 

Thank you,

-Roger

My Response:

I don't assume that, but I don't care for the job Bush has done myself. If it costs me a few visitors, so be it.

Regards,
Evil Dick

Dolphin00Blue
From: "Dolphin00Blue@aol.com"
Subject: God help you
Date: Thursday, November 04, 2004

You are a sick person.Why all those jokes on babies?Even on Jews???I hope to God that you get seriously hurt......I hope to God he dosent forgive you for what you are doing.What person in their right mind would do that....do you find it funny to talk about dead little children?Do you find it funny that innocent little children are molested...killing babies.Normal people dont do what you do...you obviously need some help.....people like you have sorry lives and seek to destroy others,people like you are brutes,barbarians .There are places for people like you.  May God never be with you.By the way I read about you making fun of Irish people.Get a life there is not one thing wrong with Irish people,obviously you are an obnoxious brute and will never get a girl. 

Rot in hell 
Not sincerely, 
Half irish half Italian girl 

P.S. thats why I stuck up for the Irish people theyre modest and descent going church people,so are the Italians.Obviously you have no brains......and are not at the least bit civilized  I hope to God you will be put somewhere or get it back 7x worse... 

My Response:

You are the one that needs help. Only a religious idiot like you could confuse posting stupid jokes on a dumb web site with committing crimes in real life. Do you really think because I post a stupid dead baby joke that I am out killing babies at night? Jeez.

The "descent going church people", as you put it, seem to be the ones that are molesting children and abusing their power over the brainwashed church-goers.

See here:

http://www.inoohr.org/pedophilepriests.htm

In closing I would just like to say, "Suck my juicy, juicy cock, BEOTCH!".

P.S. If you don't like tasteless and sick jokes...WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING VISITING MY SITE?

Best Regards,
Evil Dick

fandom11
(I received this hate mail because of a link I posted on the Freaks page titled BringBackKirk.com, a site that is devoted to having an aging William Shatner reprise his role as Captain Kirk in a new Star Trek movie.)

From: "fandom11"
Subject: Weird-Stuff
Date: Sunday, May 09, 2004

A typical uninformed comment from a cocksucker that can't be backed up with evidence or actions.

My Response:
(his email address bounced so he never received my reply)

Come on man. Look at him.
http://trekkers.se/foto/Lon_344_shatner.jpg

I liked him best just like everyone else, but face it... the only place you're going to see Shatner reprising his role as Kirk is in Saturday Night Live skits.

To quote the man himself, "Get a life!"

Regards,
Evil Dick

wouldnt u like 2 know
From: "wouldnt u like 2 know"guitar_brad@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Thursday, February 12, 2004

You are the most horrible person in the world. Just coz ur mom wouldn't breast feed u dosen't give u the rite 2 bad mouth every woman. no wonder wonder u hate woman u never and will never have one. You piece of shit. i hope u think the shit u put on here is funny coz lots of us dont!!!!

signed
wouldnt u like 2 know

My Response:

Actually my mother breastfed me till I was 16. Glad you like the site!

Regards,
Evil Dick

(note: This idiot thought he could hide his email address by changing the "reply to" address to something that wasn't valid. Unfortunately for him Hotmail shows the true origin when you view the message source. Fucking coward!)

SatansGimp
From: "Jim Bob"
Subject: leviathan
Date: Friday, January 09, 2004

You think you're evil?

just wait

you'll see

no good will come to you

give me back my big mack huh?

just you fucking wait.

My Response:

What the fuck are you blabbering on about?

Was that supposed to be some sort of threat? If it was, just let me know so I can forward it to the police.

Fucking asshat.

Regards,
Evil Dick

tinman74
From: "tinman74"
Subject: WHAT
Date: Thursday, December 25, 2003

You display jokes about child molestation, but insist on not displaying any racist jokes, why? Are you a child molester yourself or do you sympathise with these people?  Have you been molested yourself as a child or witnessed such an act? if so there are people that can help. Please look into the deepest regions of your mind and analyse yourself, if you find that you are feeling uncomfortable emotions concerning child abuse then please step forward and find some help before it becomes too late!

Submit your best jokes here so I can post them! 
No racist jokes please!!!

PS

You may Have children yourself one-day, if not already.
They may become child abuse victims.
Then how long these jokes stay on this website.

Yours Concerned.
Bri

My Response:

Please go away.

Did you even read the hatemail section? For the last time, I just put the comment about the the racist jokes there to keep the flood of nigger jokes at bay. Would you feel better if I displayed some racist jokes? Have any specifics in mind?

Another fucking asshat to add to the hatemail section.

Fuck you and your mother and your children.

Eat the peanuts out of my shit.

FUCK OFF. They are jokes you fucking imbecile.

Regards,
Evil Dick

LaFonda Cole
From: "LaFonda Cole"
Subject: THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY FOR YOU TO GET ATTENTION..........
Date: Sunday, December 21, 2003

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY SHIT IS.....THIS WEBSITE IS THE ONLY FUCKING WAY YOU CAN GAIN ATTENTION. YOU AND YOUR SICK ASS "FANS" THINK OF THE MOST GRUESOME SHIT TO WRITE, AND THEN YOU POST IT! YOU WAKE UP ON THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED WITH IT! YOU WRITE NO RACIAL JOKES PLEASE, BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND HAVE SHIT ON THERE ABOUT DEAD BABIES. FUCK THAT, YOU AND WHO EVER ELSE GETS OFF ON THIS WILL ONE DAY SEE YOUR DOOM...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER...EVEN IF IT'S YOUR COMPUTER BLOWING UP IN YOUR FACE. I HOPE ONEDAY INTELLIGENCE WILL SEEK YOU. GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!

My Response:

Merry Christmas!
Evil Dick

LaFonda Cole's Response:

AT LEAST YOU RESPONDED WITH SENSE....TO BAD IT DOES NOT SHOW ELSEWHERE! MAY GOD WASH YOUR EVIL BRAIN WITH PUREX!

Jamie, Steve, Bradley & Mia
(I received this hate mail in regards to the link I posted on the General Weird Stuff page titled "Anti-Drunk Driving Campaign")

From: "Jamie, Steve, Bradley & Mia"
Subject: Thats sick
Date: Monday, November 24, 2003 6:52 PM

As if you can show a girl who survived an accident in your website. She is not a freak. Alot of your shit is very funny, but that is awful!

My Response:
(their email address bounced so I am posting my reponse here)

Where did I say she was a freak? If I thought she was a freak I would have listed her on the "Freaks" page.

If you bothered to read the description I put beside the link, you would have seen I thought the ad campaign put on by the Texas Department of Transportation was weird, because it was so graphic. (did you see the picture at the very bottom of that page?)

It looks like something you would see on a gore site like ogrish or rotten.com.

Jamey Effler
From: "jamey effler"
Subject: Joke-Submission!
Date: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 10:03 AM

I think ya'lls are pretty damn sick b/c someone is getting off on all those dead babie jokes and the jokes about having sex with children. I think some of these jokes should be removed from the site b/c they're too sick.  By the way,you don't want any racist jokes,well,I saw a couple of those too on your site already.

My Response:

Yes, I know they're sick. No one is "getting off" on the jokes. You make it sound like it is a sexual thing. Let me guess, you're a Catholic, right?

The jokes are there to shock people. Ever hear of a "shock jock" on the radio? Kinda like Howard Stern?

Some people like being shocked and some people don't. The solution is to turn the radio off or to stop visiting web sites that warn you they have tasteless jokes.

I don't give a shit about the racist jokes. I just put that warning up there because if I didn't then I'd get all kinds of people emailing me "nigger" jokes, and everyone has already heard them all before anyway.

Rodry
From: "Rodry"
Subject: [no subject]
Date: Friday, February 21, 2003 6:21 PM

hey ass hole...i found the jokes aboute the gays pretty funny..how did u comme up with that????? a it must be from ur own experiences.....anyways whats up with the dead baby's??? ur are so fucked man go see ur mama and ask for help....

My Response:

Glad you liked the fag jokes. Unfortunately I didn't write those. They were all submitted to me. So were all the jokes on that page.

I asked my Mama for help once but she burned me with a cigarette.

Pamela Russell
From: "Pamela Russell"
Subject: the jokes are sick
Date: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 1:26 PM

Okay now, you can't honestly believe that those jokes are funny?  Come on now, dead babies and shit, molestation of little kids?  How the hell is that funny?  I understand people send those jokes to you but why stick them up on your websight if you don't even feel they are funny.  And I have you know that I'm part Irish.......cock sucker

My Response:

I'm part Irish myself. Just thought I'd throw that Irish comment out there to piss some more people off who can't take a joke. I don't really give two shits about the jokes myself. Some people think they are funny because of the shock value. It's not a new concept.

Now I just leave them up because it gets me so many interesting emails like yours. I find it hilarious that I can post links to sites where people eat each other's own fecal matter, and I don't get any hatemail about that. But post a few stupid jokes on a jokes page and everyone blows a gasket.

No Doubt
From: "No Doubt"
Subject: [no subject]
Date: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 12:43 AM

Hey what the fuck is up with you and dead babies?????????????? you fuckin' low life. That's sad. What the fuck did they ever do to you. I hope not that they messed up your life cause then that would of been your fuckin' fault!!!!!

My Response:

Listen assfuck.

People submit these dead baby jokes to me all the time.

I never wrote any of them.

I leave them up on my jokes page because some people think they are funny, and also just so I can receive hatemail from fuckwads like you.

I have nothing against babies. As a matter of fact, I used to be one.

Now go back to your pillow biting.

Evil Dick

No Doubt's Response:

hey evil cock why dont you go suck out the evil of it and when youre done with that, go fuck a dog. Then go to hell.

Gina
From: "Gina"
Subject: [no subject]
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 20:55:19

Mr. Erectile Dysfunction,

My friends and I just got done visiting your website. Are you screwed up or what, cracker? I can't believe yo ass. People like you make people like me look bad, fag. Take a hint and screw off.

My Response:

Can you teach me how to speak ebonics like that?
"That shit is wack! Boyeez!"
How was that? I know, it still needs work.
Now go fuck a monkey.

Gina's Response:

Stupid fuck... obviously you never gonna get laid. How fucking retarded are you? Maybe you should take your own advice and screw a monkey, it would be some excitement for you.

My Response:

Really? So you've fucked a monkey before and it was exciting? Are their pee pees big?

I hear you can get AIDS from that. Is that true or another myth? Please let me know. I'm interested.

Your new best friend,
Evil Dick

The Shiznay
From: "The Shiznay"
Subject: You Dumb Fuck!
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 20:46:52

Holy christ, you're such a god damn retard! Lets make fun of the irish fol but not post "racist" jokes. You're a sick little tard... I can;t believe you dumb shit.

My Response:

The Irish have it coming.

By the way, I hear Rasha Sirgeg likes it in the ass.

AND DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE RETARDED! THAT'S CRUEL!!!

Your friend
Evil Dick

Gregisclan2001
From: "Gregisclan2001"
Subject: Your jokes f***ing suck!
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 21:48:20

You're such a biased asshole! Your jokes are completely geared towards women and discriminatory towards women, yet at the bottom of your joke page you say no racial jokes please... so being gender biased is not as bad as being a racist? You're so fucked in the head yo... I can't believe that shit.

My Response:

I just post what people send me.

I put that comment on the bottom of the page because if I didn't, I'd be getting about 20 "nigger" jokes submitted to me every day. Everyone's heard them already anyway.

Glad the jokes hit a nerve!

Come back soon!

If you think my site is bad, try this one:
http://sickestsites.com/Jokesbaby.htm

You'll like it!

Regards
Evil Dick

Rasha Sirgeg
From: "Rasha Sirgeg"
Subject:
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 09:20:33

Firstly, I would like to share with you my opinion concerning some of the jokes you post on your page... you're a male chauvinistic pig and the very thought of your being makes the world cringe. The closest thing you'll ever get to a woman is a tree with several opportunely placed protrusions. The thought of vermin like you, who constantly degrade women, is one that makes people like me gag. No woman deserves anything like that, and you are obvioualy one deranged little boy. I suggest you review your jokes with a wider audience than your psychopathic drinking buddies, who are obviosly as deranged as you are. Not only are you the most disgusting creature on this earth, but you bring down the population with your sick being... People like you are prime examples of why we should force sterilization upon the unfit. Your parents should have thought twice before they agreed upon giving birth to you.

Apryl Talburt
From: "Talburt, Apryl"
Subject: 
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 09:18:04

What is wrong with you? You sicken my with all ur woman hating jokes. Just coz ur mom did'nt breast feed you as a kid dosen't give u the right to say mean things about woman. People like u are one reason people choose not to have kids. Also, those mean jokes about the babies r just well unhuman. U were a baby once. You r sick and i hope you get help

Signed ^%^!#

My Response:

I think someone like you needs to click here:
http://goatse.cx/

You can't be serious. Complaining about jokes? I spit on you. I shit on your grave. Who the fuck complains about jokes? Fucking moron.

Apryl's Response:

i happen to know many other ppl who hate ur stupid "jokes". I am serious when the "jokes" in question are pure filth. You are the sickest person the God's green earth. Just one ? do u like hot places? COz ur going to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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