IllegalTees.com - "Some really fucked up clothing and products for sale here."

Subservient Stickman - "Give the stick man an order and he shall comply! My favourite is 'eat shit'."

MJ's Favourite Things - "I can't wait till this guy goes to prison."

Scared Of Santa Photos - "I wouldn't want to sit on that fat bastard's lap either."

Victoria's Secret Nipple Photoshop Tutorial - "Like me, this guy was upset that you can't see the nipples on most of the Victoria's Secret catalog girls. Here he teaches you how to add them back with the magic of photoshop."

SexBox - "Detailed instructions on how to convert your Xbox controller into a vibrator."

Paris Hilton's Hacked CellPhone - "Something tells me this isn't the real hacked cellphone."

Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard - "You can make some pretty good prank phone calls with this soundboard."

Mist or Ghost? - "Can you spot the ghost in this car commercial?"

Web Designer Revenge - "The story I heard about this site is that the store owner didn't pay the web designer the full amount of money he owed him. So the designer took revenge and changed his hobby store web site into...well you'll see what he did here."

If Superman Was A Dick - "This is what the Superman comics would have looked like if Superman was a dick."

Boob Flash - "I must say, this was a little disappointing."

Bush Arrested - "It's surprising how many people were fooled by this article."

Gay Nigger Association - "I think they were trying to offend the most amount of people they possibly could at one site."

What Would Uncle Jesse Do? - "Everyone's favourite bad actor reacts to interesting situations."

Tough DUI Test - "I wouldn't want to get pulled over by this cop."

Find Hitler - "For some reason this game is addictive as hell."

Proof Bush Was Wired - "Undisputable proof Bush was taking directions through a headset during the presidential elections."

I Goatsed Ron Jeremy - "By now most of you have heard of Goatse. Apparently Ron Jeremy hadn't. Watch his facial reactions in these pics when he witnesses the magic that is Goatse."

This Land... - "You've probably seen this thing a thousand times already, but here it is again in case you've been living under a rock. Bush and Kerry sing 'This Land'."

How To Fart At Work - "Helpful article on how to pass gas at work without anybody knowing."

NiggaHosting.com -  "If you're looking for a company to host your web site, look no further than NiggaHosting. They got yo back, yo!"

Danger Seeker -  "This guy truly places his life at risk in this short clip."

Cat Slap -  "The look on this kid's face after he is attacked by a cat is priceless."

Do The Lynndie - "The newest craze, imitating the female soldier from those Iraq military abuse photos. Pretty funny stuff."

Sexy Bitches - "Hot stuff. Enjoy the slide show!"

Brick Testament - "The story of the Bible, as portrayed by Lego characters. Trust me, nothing's quite as funny as seeing Lego characters killing each other and having sex. Don't miss the Lego crucifiction!"

Beavers - "Screw Hooters, I'm going to Beavers for supper!"

Michael Jackson Sound Board - "You could really make some good prank phone calls with this."

SubservientPresident.com - "You probably already seen the Subservient Chicken. Well this is the same thing, except with George Bush instead of a giant chicken. Hint: Ask him to take off his mask."

Top 10 Bush Videos - "Some pretty funny stuff here making fun of poor old George W."

Flight 405 - "Funny video of a guy that has some bad luck with an airplane."

Build A Better Bush - "Neat tool to create your own version of George Bush."

Roomate's Sex Box - "A guy shows photos of the discoveries he made in his roomate's room. Gotta love the poo juice."

EatABagOfDicks.com - "My new choice for best domain name ever."

Winnebago Man - "These outtakes from a Winnebago commerical show somebody who was having a very bad day. A very bad day."

SlapYoFaceOff.com - "Nothing but videos of people slapping each other in the face!"

Whack A Slut - "They should have more contests like this at the state fair."

Throw The Jew Down The Well - "That Ali G guy is a funny motherfucker. Check out this video."

The Adventures of Mumbo - "Watch Mumbo and his gang on their daily adventures in this retarded flash movie."

Giving Lip - "Awesome little site put up by Budweiser where you can attach a pic of your face (or whoever else's you want) and animate it to send a talking greeting to a friend. It sure is dam creepy looking when it is done."

This Land... - "Funny little parody film featuring Bush and Kerry."

TechnoHonks - "Some people had some photoshop fun with these two crazy looking techno freaks."

The Face In Janet's Nipple - "This guy swears he can see a face in Janet Jackson's nipple."

Rock Paper Saddam - "This site is so stupid that it is actually funny."

Bowie Gets A Lollipop in His Eye - "Some lucky fan snapped these pics of David Bowie getting pelted by a flying lolly."

I Believe You Have My Stapler - "For some reason I find this site mesmerizing."

Dick Cream - "Some hilarious animations set to music at this site."

Hardcore Hamster Porn - "Down and dirty with some naughty hamsters."

Freddy Vs Jason 2 - "Here's a video spoof of what the sequel to Freddy vs. Jason might look like."

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique - "Rumsfeld's Kung Fu is strong."

If They Mated - "Here's the online version of the 'If They Mated' sketch they do on Late Night With Conan O'Brien."

BadgerBadgerBadger.com- "I can't get this song out of my fucking head!"

Jail Rape Calculator - "Fill out this form to see how long you'll keep your anal cherry if you go to prison. I lost mine in 3 days."

Picard Song - "For some reason I can listen to this for hours."

Top 10 Reasons Not To Drink - "It'll be a cold day in hell before I quit drinking, but this site is still kinda funny."

Ferry Gets Owned - "Unfortunately this page isn't in English, but you just need to look at the pictures to see what happened. An old perv got tricked into thinking he was about to have cybersex with a hot young chick, but he gets a surprise."

P-P-P-Powerbook- "Great story about how this guy took revenge on a thief trying to scam him out of an Apple Powerbook on Ebay."

I Like Bukkake - "Disturbing and strangely entertaining at the same time."

Mouthy Bastards - "I don't know which one I'd like to shoot first."

Ass & Titties - "I think he likes ass and titties."

Mega64- "Absolutely hilarious videos of some freaks doing short film versions of popular video games."

CyberSex Gone Wrong - "Some pretty funny chat transcripts where someone was messing around with people who were trying to have cybersex."

Shake That Ass Bitch! - "That's one happy fatty."

The Singhsons - "This is how the Simpsons look like in India."

Subserviant Chicken - "This is pretty cool. Type in commands to watch the giant chicken perform your requests. The first thing I did was to tell it to suck my cock."

Cat In Sunroof - "It's just a foreign Ford commercial, but it's still pretty dam funny if you hate cats as much as I do."

FUH2.com- "A site for people that absolutely hate the Hummer H2 and everything it stands for. People submit pics of themselves standing in front of Hummers giving them the finger."

Engrish- "Real products from around the world that have somewhat innappropriate names in our language."

Shut The Fuck Up - "A short video of an annoying bitch getting what she deserves."

Exorcist in 30 Seconds - "Think of this as the Cliff Notes version of the Exorcist, as performed by cartoon bunny rabbits."

Stoned Criminals - "Not the brightest crooks on the planet."

EatBabies.com - "A site devoted to baby eating recipes. That's right, human babies."

EyeEnvision.com - "Cool little site with some really crazy flash cartoons and stupid games."

Live Nude Cats - "Hot cat pornography."

MJsGuilty.com - "The site has some great Michael Jackson cartoons and other stuff sure to piss off MJ''s legal team."

StoolFairy - "This site is perfect for anyone wondering what to do with all their excess feces."

Japense Children's Television? - "Not sure what these crazy Asians are up to here, but any show with a dancing raccoon that has testicles the size of csaba melons can't be all that bad."

Escape From Neverland - "I wish Electronic Arts or some other big company would throw some money into designing a real game like this. It'd be far more terrifying than Doom or Quake."

She's In A WheelChair - "But I don't care."

WhatACrappyPresent.com - "This public service announcement is not brought to you by the RIAA."

Kyle's Naked - "Revenge is a bitch!"

50 Reasons Lord of the Rings sucks - "They're reaching pretty far here."

Virtual Bubble Wrap - "Release your stress with this neat site. Or just let it bottle up inside you till you become a serial killer like I have been doing."

SendThemBack.org - "A site that urges you to reform and stop pirating music at Kazaa. They suggest you email all of your pirated MP3's (every single one of them) to record execs to show your sincerity."

Michael Jackson Press Release - "Mikey answers to his latest charges in this press release."

Teletubbies Autopsy - "The truth is out there."

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? - "See if you can tell the difference."

Star Wreck - "Short movie parodies of Star Trek that are so bad, they are actually pretty funny."

Sigfried Saves Roy - "Roy's butt buddy comes to the rescue in this game that recreates the famous tiger attack."

Worst Album Covers of All Time - "Dam those are some bad album covers."

Shakespearean Insult Generator - "Thou fobbing pox-marked dewberry!"

Goiter Cam - "The world's first web cam attached to a goiter."

Fun With AirDusters - "I always wondered what those little cans of compressed air were for."

Ghettopoly - "You probably already seen this game mentioned on the news... it's a controversial parody of the game Monopoly using ghetto stereotypes. Buying stolen properties, pimpin' hoes, and getting car jacked are all part of the game."

Governor Steroid - "It's good to see the anti-Arnold sites popping up already. This one is actually pretty funny."

Help Rush Get His Dope - "Catch the falling pain killers to help Rush Limbaugh get his fix in this funny flash game."

Ahhnold For Governor - "Ahhnold in a funny little flash film. Chrom is pleased."

Victoria's Secret Nipples - "This guy is upset that you can't see the nipples in most of the pictures from the Victoria's Secret catalogue. Luckily for us he made this site to show everyone how to draw them back in."

Peeing Mexicans - "This guy liks to draw peeing Mexicans. It might take you a minute before you figure it out."

Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia - "Some pretty funny cartoons here, bound to offend just about everyone."

Lynx Lips - "Pretty neat little flash site that lets you control the lips of a dirty whore."

TVDance.com - "Nifty little site that's got a shitload of animated gifs of popular celebrities dancing. Some of them are pretty funny."

How to Wipe Your Ass - "Thank God I found this guide. It turns out I've been wiping my ass wrong all these years."

MulletWigs.com - "Dam, I just got rid of my mullet and now they're coming back in style. Thank God for MulletWigs.com"

BeerForTheHomeless.com - "Screw the Salvation Army. These guys are the real heroes, giving out free beer to homeless people. Check out their photos page to see their kindness in action."

Wesley Willis Song Generator - "No! Wesley is dead! Luckily for us his terrible music will live on with this Wesley Willis lyric generator. Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Taco Bell - Make a run for the Border."

Silence of the Lambs - The Musical - "Check out the soundtrack to the musical version of Silence of the Lambs. My favourite song is 'If I could Smell Her Cunt'."

Teddy Bear Friend - "Send this cute litte guy to your friends. He's got something he wants to tell them."

RepublicansForSharpton - "If this guy becomes the next President of the United States, I'm building a bunker in the mountains."

FatwaSam - "Apparenlty after the war, the online shopping business in Iraq is booming. Hurry up and get your toppled dictator statues and Palestinian sex dolls."

Verbal Attack - "This guy got tired of getting pushed around by greedy employers and rip-off artists, so he decided to start giving them some of their own medicine."

Suicide Note Generator - "If you're thinking about committing suicide, chances are you're too depressed to write your own suicide note. So let this site generate one for you automatically!"

Caption Thing - "Here's a neat little site that lets you generate custom captions on some funny signs. You'll have to try it out yourself to see what I'm talking about."

Slug Salt Maze - "Nice! At least he gave them a fighting chance. Another site for PETA to bitch about."

GI Joe in WWII - "GI Joe dolls photoshopped into authentic World War 2 photos. Nicely done."

Fake Beard - "The story that goes with this picture of a guy with a fake beard is rather disturbing. (Make sure you read all the way to the bottom.)"

Icon Sex - "I've never seen a Dirty Sanchez chat icon before."

A.L.I.C.E. - "I talked to this bitch for hours."

Blonde Chick With A Cute Pussy - "So funny I forgot to laugh."

The Ejaculator - "With this handy tool you can calculate just how much man jizz you've shot out over the years."

PoopReport.com - "Think of it as being just like CNN, but where every article is about feces."

Skates for Sale - "At first glance this just looks like someone trying to sell their in-line skates on Ebay. But scroll down and check out his rather unusual marketing technique. I guess his roller skating days are over."

Fat Ass Britney Spears - "Here's what Britney Spears would probably look like if she didn't have millions to spend on personal trainers."

Rent-A-Negro - "Rent yourself a big black man."

conese.ath.cx - "If you've ever been unfortunate enough to see goatse.cx, then you might get a kick out of this parody. If you don't know who goatse is, then you won't get this."

Killer Sheep - "Join Sonke in his quest to track down the infamous killer sheep."

How To Make Your EconoBox Go Fast - "If the ricers out there really wanted to make their cars go fast, this is what they would do."

Toilet Girl - "I wasted hours making this girl take a shit."

Virtual Dog Shit Creator - "Create your own dogshit online."

Teen Girl Squad - "I don't know why I found this funny, but I did. Make sure your speakers are on because the sound is the best part."

Automatic Complaint Generator - "Enter in a few keywords and hit enter to automatically generate a nasty complaint letter."

The Future of Knight Rider? - "A funny short film about what happens to Michael Knight and his beloved talking car, KITT."

Funny 404 Error - "This must be the new 404 page for the U.S. Government's web site."

UrbanDictionary.com - "A dictionary that focuses on real world slang and common urban phrases. Check out some of the entries for a good laugh. For instance, check out their definition of the word sausage."

Orphan Classifieds - "The perfect place to find a homeless child to call your own."

Vomit Etiquette - "Vomiting techniques for the more civilized drunk."

Kelly Osbourne's Guest Book - "There's some great posts in here. Not too many from her actual fans though. Check it out, the hatemail is hilarious."

Bum Wines - "Just because you're homeless, it doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to afford to get drunk. Thank God for bum wine."

Operation Iraqi Freedom Action Cards - "For some reason I doubt the US government is endorsing these cards."

Eye Exam - "Stare at this for 20 seconds and then stare at any flat surface."

Trippy Animation - "Try staring at this page for 5 minutes straight after smoking a big fat one!"

Holy Lemon - "Judging by this site, someone taught an insane person how to use flash."

FBI Internet Tracking Software - "Terrorists watch out, with this new state of the art software the FBI can track your every move."

WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com - "A site devoted to the person who never admits defeat when the jig is up."

Why You Shouldn't Get Married - "This prank phone call has an unexpected ending that proves marriage is hell."

RateMyFinger.com - "Nothing but pictures of people showing you their middle finger."

GirlsThatFart.com - "Dedicated to girls that rip farts like there's no tomorrow."

TooStupidToBePresident.com - "One of the better anti-Bush humour sites out there. Funny pictures and animations galore."

WorldSchoolPhotographs.com - "Amazing, this site has every person's high school yearbook photos online! Actually, no they don't, but it's not a bad prank to pull on someone you don't like."

AreYouANinja.com - "Test your reaction times with this neat little game. Years of alcoholism have deadened my reaction times to the point of no return."

X-Ray Glasses - "This might explain a lot of current events."

The Smurfs - The Lost Episode - "I must have missed this one when it aired on TV. I like the guest appearance by Snoop Dogg."

Funny George Bush Pictures - "Just about every funny George Bush picture out there is listed on this site."

A Boy's Final Wish - "This dying boy's last wish was to get a blowjob from Cameron Diaz. It's the least she could have done."

Inter - Face - "This lady's face creeps me out."

Ask Snoop - "Translate any web site into ebonics with this handy Snoop Dog Shizzolator."

Interactive Bush Or Chimp - "You've probably all seen bushorchimp.com by now. Here's a more interactive version that I got a kick out of."

Suicide Quiz - "Take this quiz to see how you're most likely to check out. They say I'll be a wrist slasher. I always figured it would be a drug overdose."

Fat Lane - "Here's what some famous celebrities would look like if they went on a serious eating binge."

The Six Beer Theory - "I used to have this link posted here, but the original site went dead. Luckily it has now been resurrected. The just of their theory: Six beers will turn any man into a queer."

Do It - "You can do it, put your back into it. Email this fucker and tell him to finish the rest of this funny flash movie, set to that popular song by Ice Cube."

The Biggest Freak In Pop Culture? - "Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson? Check out this page to see how they compare."

HoSlap - "Put your pimp hand to work and teach that bitch some respect!"

DiscoSquirrels.com- "These squirrels got their groove on."

Gratuitous Squirrel Porn - "This squirrel puts it to this doll but good!"

Dancing Bush - "Make everyone's favourite president dance his little heart out."

A Dam Good Page - "The people who made this site are obviously mentally unstable. Lots of insane ramblings, and the obligatory stick figure cartoons round out this site."

Wigger Dressup - "This is for all my white brothas out there keepin' it real. Peace, out Boyeeez!"

Kittens Singing the Vines - "I wish my cat could do this. Actually I don't have a cat. I hate cats."

I Just Want Bang, Bang, Bang! - "I don't know why, but I thought this was funny as hell. Make sure you turn your speakers up."

Possible Outcome of Gulf War 2? - "I don't know if this is really funny, or a little bit scary. Might not be too far from the truth."

Britney Spears in 2062 - "If she's still putting out albums in 2062, they might look and sound a little like this."

Terrorist Name Generator - "Enter your name to see what your Afghan terrorist name would be. Mine's Mistafa Dafagbhut."

Compare Your Vagina - "Ladies, take this quiz to see how your pussy measures up to those of other women."

Virtual Blowjob - "This is the future of sex online! Click here to receive a virtual blowjob."

How To Permanently Damage Your Eyes - "I challenge anyone to stare directly at this image for more than 5 minutes. Your eyes will be bleeding by the time you are done."

Great Mobile Homes Of Mississippi - "Take a tour of some of the trashiest homes you'll ever see. I gotta go now, Springer's on."

Vin Diesel - Break Dancer Extraordinaire - "Big tough guy doesn't look so cool now, does he?"

Blue Balls - The Movie - "If you've got some time to kill and a fast internet connection, check out this hilarious 13MB movie about a man with a crippling sexual dysfunction."

The Happy Tree Friends - "The Happy Tree Friends are cute, cuddly animals whose daily adventures end up going horribly wrong...usually resulting in death and dismemberment. These flash cartoons are pretty funny."

Ugly Celebs - "Place your votes on who you think are the ugliest celebrities."

The Rejection Hotline - "So you picked up a crack whore at the bar and fucked her brains out. Now she's asking for your phone number. Instead of giving her your real number, you can brush her off by giving her one of the numbers to the Rejection Hotline. She'll get a surprise when she tries to call you back. Take that bitch!"

DubyaDubyaDubya - "Now experiencing technical difficulties."

Arsehole or Elbow? - "Take this quiz to see if you know your arsehole from your elbow."

Demotivators - "A different take on those motivational posters you always see in people's offices."

Bad Ass Dolls - "Give your kids one of these instead of that Tickle Me Elmo thing, they'll like it a lot better."

The Mini-Mizer - "Make your own custom Lego figure. You can even make them naked! Cool."

Feminem - "The #1 place to diss Eminem. You should check out the hatemail this guy gets. The pictures section is pretty funny too."

J-Lo Nosepick - "Not only does she pick it, she also eats it!"

Nigerian Scam Web Log - "If you're like me, then you've probably received dozens of bullshit emails from scam artists from Nigeria claiming they can give you millions of dollars if you help them out. This person and his group of friends started replying to the scam artists to give them a taste of their own medicine. Most of the chat logs are pretty funny. Stupid Nigerians. Go eat a dick."

Shootin' Videos - "Shootin' guns is fun! Watch a bunch of idiots trying to fire extremely high powered rifles with poor results."

Creepy Eye Ball - "This thing freaks me out."

How Black Are You? - "Take the quiz to figure out if you're a nigga or a cracka."

Time To Bomb Saddam - "You can't help but laugh when you hear this catchy little tune."

Opera Baby - "Thankfully babies can't sing opera, so we don't have to listen to stuff like this every day."

Don't Pass Out! - "This German site shows pictures of passed out people that have been written on by their friends with magic markers."

Black People Love Us - "Black people love Johnny and Sally. And they have the pictures to prove it."

I Am Better Than Your Kids - "This guy critiques children's artwork in a very cruel (and funny) way."

Superburp - "Listen to some of the best belches ever made. Plus submit your own belch if you think you've got what it takes."

Miserable Melodies - "Songs that should never have been recorded, including horrible classics from William Shatner, Phyllis Diller and Yoko Ono."

Official World's Funniest Joke? - "Apparently they've done scientific research to determine the world's funniest joke. I don't know which is worse, the fact that they actually spent time and money to determine this, or the fact that the joke they chose isn't really that funny at all. (If you want funny jokes, visit our Sick Jokes page.)"

Ozzy Soundboard - "You can make some good prank phone calls with this. Poor Ozzy sounds like he's about one step above being a vegetable."

Burger King Employee - "A terrifying look inside the mind of a Burger King employee."

Webtek Rocks - "Professional web design for only $12.95. I don't think I could make an uglier site if I tried."

HornyJesus.com - "There's nothing much at this site yet, but it sure has potential."

MulletJunky.com - "This site is for hardcore mullet lovers only. I didn't realize there were so many different classifications of mullets. They even have a section where you can become a mullet hunter and submit your own pictures of those you find with mullets."

Ground Zero Theme Park - "This guy has a rather unique idea of what to do with the former site of the World Trade Center."

DontSaveKaryn.com - "You probably already seen the site I posted earlier in the 'Freaks' section called SaveKaryn.com. Well these guys were just as disgusted by her site as I was, so they decided to spoof it. I hope they make more money than she does. At least they're honest."

Don't Be A Pussy - Beat Your Kids - "Before anyone emails me to complain about this link, remember, I didn't make the site. Go complain to the guy that did. I personally thought it was pretty funny."

Tard Of The Month - "Monthly updated photos of people who obviously don't have the mental capacity necessary to drive an automobile."

DriversLicenseSearch.com - "Just enter your name and address to see your driver's license photo online. Well, not really."

ApocalypseCartoons.com- "Some of the most offensive flash cartoons I've ever seen."

The Sounds of Deliverance - "Sound clips from the greatest moment in motion picture history: Ned Beatty being anally penetrated by hillbillies."

Extramask.com - "Um, he wears a mask, he plays with baby dolls...he's a stand up comedian, and he's obviously insane."

YourNutz.com - "Order a set of balls for your car or truck. Classy."

RateMyVomit.com - "Look at pictures of people puking their guts out and rate their quality."

VillainSupply.com - "Everything you need to get started on your path to world domination. I already placed an order for a doomsday device."

Russian Roulette with the Gimp - "Do you have what it takes to beat the Gimp?"

Vince Neil - Drunk Again - "I think he must be jealous of all the attention Tommy Lee seems to get. Here's Vince giving a radio interview, wasted out of his mind."

How Many Would It Take? - "Here you view pictures and vote how many beers it would take for the people in them to look good. Warning...many of the submissions would require a full case or more. "

MolestedCars.com- "Some people do terrible things to their cars to make them look cool. Here's some pictures of some of the worst offenders."

Ghetto Delta - "It appears that the attacks on 9/11 have caused the airlines to try some new advertising techniques to reach out to new markets."

FartsFartsFarts.com - "If for some strange reason you're looking for fart sound files, then look no further than fartsfartsfarts.com. 134 user submitted farts and growing."

Famous Mullets - "Who says you can't get laid with if you've got a mullet hair cut? This site proves otherwise."

PetsorFood.com - "The only store where you can order endangered animals, prepackaged and ready to eat. Mmmm. Bald eagle steak."

SassyDog.com - "Sassy's Worldwide Dog Bite Service - If you want revenge on someone you hate, just call up Sassy and she'll have one of her dogs attack them for you. You can even pick the body part you want the dog to bite (go for the genitals.)"

Liquored-Up.com - "Hands down the funniest and most offensive prank calls ever done."

Gay-O-Meter - "Are you a little bit queer? Well you can find out just how gay you are at this site."

Barbie Is A Slut - "Ken hired a private investigator because he thought Barbie was cheating on him. He was right. Check out the incriminating pics."

CrazyMum.com - "Bring me crack, gin and glue. Be sure to check out the Queen Mother's Stairway to Heaven Challenge."

Billy the Bass - "If you're sick of seeing that stupid singing Billy the Bass fish, you'll get a kick out of this. Make sure your speakers are turned on."

PullMyFinger.com - "If you love the sounds that come out of your ass, then you'll love this site that sells CD's with nothing but fart noises on them."

Gay or Straight - "Test your skills. See if you can pick out the men with sugar in their panties."

Army Men Porn - "Apparently they don't make those little green Army Men like they used to when I was a kid."

ComputerPranks.com - "Check out the downloadable pranks you can install on other people's computers to fuck with them."

Worst Cars of the Millenium - "I've owned half of the cars on this list."

Crucify.com - "Confess your sins online to Jesus."

BritneyUnderground.com - "Apparently Britney Spears is not liked in New York. Check out these pictures of her concert posters that were defaced in the subways of the Big Apple."

Porn For the Blind - "So you're blind and sick of not being able to enjoy all the free porn on the internet? Then visit this site and make sure you have your speakers turned up. Hey, how are you reading this if you're blind?"

The Bitch Test - "Take this test to determine if you're a dirty bitch."

Prison Bitch Name Generator - "This site will tell you exactly what name they'll be calling you as you're getting cornholed in prison by some big guy named Bubba."

RonzPranks.com - "Ron is determined to set a new standard in the art of prank calling. You can listen to a shitload of recorded prank calls at Ron's site. Funny shit!"

ThisIsPriceless.com - "Tons of hilarious priceless pics! (Spoofs of those famous Mastercard commercials.)"

CrapMachine.com - "Create yourself some virtual crap online."

Seizurebots.com - "For a guaranteed good time, just grab your little brother or sister and make them stare at this site for about an hour. Don't let them look away, even if they start having convulsions."

Puppy Bowling - "It's just like regular bowling, except you use puppies instead of bowling balls.."

The Shit List - "This is a very entertaining list of all the various poops a person can have. Like the author, I'm proud to say I've had them all."

HoboBall - "A sport in which homeless people, primarily men, compete for the reward of crack cocaine. While this is not an entirely legal sport, we here at the NHBL are petitioning for Hoboball to become an officially recognized sport by the Olympic Commision."

GeorgeWGirls.com - "I suspect this guy will be getting a cease and desist letter soon enough, so check out this gallery of super hot females that just happen to look a little bit like George W. Bush, while you still can."

Dirty-Proverbs.com - "Your complete guide to some fo the dirtiest sayings around!"

The Official Monty Python Fan List of Derogatory Words - "You just gotta love those silly Brits."

Bumhunt.com - "What an amazing site! They go around the slums of the city and take pictures of homeless people and bums. I predict my picture will soon end up on this site."

Harvey the Mouse - "This guy has started his own private war against a family of mice that have invaded his home. He's not scared to kick a little mouse ass."

Badvertising.org - "These guys show you the truth behind the advertising by retouching ads to make them more truthful. I wish they really did make cigarette ads like these."

Can you solve The Mystery Of Britney Spears Breasts?

Ole Olestra - "This site chronicles one man's experience with the wonder food ingredient, Olestra, infamous for its tendency to cause anal leakage. And he has pictures of his stained brown underwear to prove it."

Virtualbeggars.com - "These bums have decided to take their begging and panhandling online. Can you spare a dime? They accept Paypal. I wish I would have thought of that."

What To Name Your Baby Nerd - "Want to ruin your child's life? Just give him one of the names from this site and he'll be sure to get more than his fair share of daily beatings throughout his school years."

Rathergood.com - "Cool site with some hilarious photoshop work and Flash animations & gadgets."

Take the quiz: Porn Star or My Little Pony?

SillyWillyFun.com - "These people are making a giant penis that shoots out silly string. Perfect gift for the kids!"

RateMyPoo.com- "You've all seen those sites where you get to rate people's pictures...well here's a new one. Rate pictures of people's shit. Sometimes the shit is in the toilet, sometimes it's in their pants, and sometimes it's all over their face."

SloMo - The Rappin' Retard - "This retarded person is my new favourite musician. Listen to the MP3's of this retard in action. Brotha got skillz, or something like that."

ScarySquirrel.com - "Hot squirrel on squirrel sex action! See squirrels doing the nasty like you've never seen before!"

Jerry Garcia Autopsy - "Chickenhead.com provides us with a groovy look deep inside the innermost cavities of Jerry Garcia's rotting corpse."

The Dialectizer - "Convert the English text from any web site or document to any of several comic dialects, such as Redneck, Jive or even Elmer Fudd."

URDumped.co.uk - "Nothing's funnier than sweet revenge. This is an archive of embarrassing stories and pics (mostly nude) sent in by scorned ex-lovers. Here's a tip: Never let your girlfriend take pictures of your cock! It will only come back to haunt you!"

Monkeystyle.net - "There's some really twisted and funny Flash animation and games here."

Panty Claus - "A rather disturbing Santa Claus puppet you can order for only $350.00"

Transformer Alternate Transformations - "This kid took the time to add penises to all of his Transformer toys."

Whitebreadblues.com

Jerkoftheweek.com - "Read about which professional sports athletes are behaving like assholes this week. That's funny... I thought they all were assholes."

Midget Chaos - "What could be cooler than pictures of a midget fighting a female stripper?"

Dewis Home Videos - "These guys like to take their lives into their own hands by performing idiotic stunts with no protection. Jumping into a driving car, throwing stuff at little children, getting pushed off a building, etc. There's lots of videos of these guys hurting themselves. Great stuff."

Crap O Rama 3000 - "This is a great flash animation site along the lines of newgrounds.com, with some seriously twisted cartoons, like Gimpy Gimplegs, the Crippled Retard. Almost as fun as masturbation!"

How To Turn A Gas Giant Into A Bong - "Apparently these guys plan on turning Jupiter into a giant bong."

Adolf Hitler Depicted as a Drunk and a Pervert - "Probably not too far from the truth."

nudestickfigures.com - "All Nude Teen Stick Figures! Click here for hot stick figure on stick figure porn action!"

How to be Mean with Poop - "Want to get revenge on someone in the worst possible way? Then read this page for some great ideas on how to be mean to someone using fecal matter."

Catch the Sperm - "An entertaining little game where you get to catch sperm."

Sistertaffy.com - "I'm sure Christians will find this interesting. In depth looks at the sinful lives of gay dogs, a Baby Jesus Look Alike contest, and articles on the evils of tampons and birth control. You have a friend in Sister Taffy."

Pluck the Nose Hairs - "This is just about the most entertaining thing I've ever seen on the net."

What Would Brian Boitano Do? - "Here's your chance to ask this skating star a question. Make sure it is as rude as possible."

Teletubbie Sex - "Check this one out now because it won't be long before it gets deleted; once the BBC finds out someone is drawing penises on their beloved characters."

Baiting.org - "These guys bait people into chatting with them on various internet chat sites, then make a mockery of them. Read all their hilarious chat transcripts. They were also thoughtful enough to throw in one of the best porn archives I've ever seen."

Unclemelon.com - "Adult comics and lots of hilarious Flash stuff. Check out the Scooby Doo porn featuring a cartoon Ron Jeremy, complete with cartoon back hair and stink vapours. Don't miss the exclusive Robert Blake article!"

A big archive of George Bush parody pictures. Let's see how long it takes him to censor this site.

The Temple of Black Jesus - "Did you know Jesus was a black man that like big breasteses and Colt 45?"

Fat Women Dance - "Fat people are funny because they're fat."

Marty's Super WalMart Adventure!

Liquidpoop.com - "Dedicated to the love and celebration of diarrhea through rhyme"

DestroyCanada.com - "This guy hates Canada. ALOT."

Rexstuff.com - "Watch these wackos annihilate electronics for the purpose of entertainment and/or sexual gratification."

Babysmasher.com - "Who would have thought that those baby changing stations were really meant for smashing babies?"

Trailervision.com - "Trailers for movies that SHOULD exist, but don't."

The Animation/GIF Gallery - "These animations are hilarious. Don't miss the Parkinson's Dance-Off, Kathie Lee Oral Sex Simulator, or Christopher Reeve's Superbowl Commercial."

Wife-beaters.com - "I've never seen something be so offensive, yet so funny, at the same time. I'm guessing they don't sell too many of their T-shirts."

Learn "How To Dance Properly" with this animated online guide. I guess it depends on what your definition of the word "properly" is."

Tracey's Fart Farm - "Everything the fart enthusiast could ever want. Submit your own recorded farts too!"

TWT69.com - "Team White Trash - Be proud of your white trash heritage!"

Gaspirtz.com - "There's some pretty twisted cartoons and animations at this site. Ever seen a cartoon of a doctor stomping on a stillborn baby?"

Here's a guide on how to make an annoying web page. I think I break just about every rule they have listed.

AmIStonedOrNot.com - "Look at pictures of freaks and vote on whether they're wasted."

Black-market-babies.com - "Get yourself a baby the easy way; by stealing one from a third world country!"

Jay's Humour Site - "Adult jokes and XXX cartoons!"

Createafart.com- "Choose the attributes of the fart you want to hear, then email it to a friend."

Thisisacryforhelp.com - "This site has some of the funniest Flash animated cartoons I've ever seen. Check out the one called Boogie Trouble."

Bonsaikitten.com- "At first I was going to put this into the Freaks section until I figured out it was a gag.The animal rights people are in an uproar over this one."

Freakfarm.com's Area 51 - "Top 51 List for the freaks, the punks and the insane of the internet universe."

Humorpages.net - "All kinds of stupid and crazy humour here."

Robert Downey's Prison Diaries - "I think he just keeps on doing drugs because he can't stand that annoying Ally McBeal chick."

TheSpud.com - "Hilarious Flash cartoons, animations and movies. Very cool!"

Lego Porn - "Something tells me the Lego company doesn't actually sell these kits."

jesuschristsuperstore.net - "Religious action figures for sale."

bitemymonkey.com - "I think this is just a promo site for a stupid Tim Burton movie, but it's still pretty funny if you like Flash animation sites."

'NSync Comics - "Don't be scared away by the title. This shit is funny. The opening line of issue number 1 is: It's tearin' up my butt when I make poo! I wonder how long it will take 'NSync's lawyers to find this site."

Smellypoop.com- "Everything you could ever want to know about feces."

Angry Arabs - "Listen to sound files of these guys making fun of Arabs, and hear the Arabs retaliate in broken English. Classic."

The Fart Gallery - "Everything the fart connoisseur could ever want."

Backyard Wrestling Association - "Watch these crazy guys pull off wrestling moves in their backyard that would make your average WWF wrestler wish they had a union."

Cheese Monkey and Pants Weevil

The Electric Kool Aid Urine Test - "Have loads of fun with...piss!"

Tit Pillows - "The next best thing to sleeping on real boobs."

World Control - "For all the anarchists out there."

All the ladies in the house, please take this test to see if you are technically classified as a slut. Since you found my site, I'm betting you are.

Pooppals.com - "Just in time for Christmas! Order your loved one a little buddy that shits out jellybeans!"

Bachelorpartytips.com - "Before you waste all your money on hookers and booze, be sure to visit this site for some great tips."

This site has collected all the familiar "Priceless" spoofs floating around on the internet and organized them for your viewing pleasure.

How to use a Japanese toilet bowl!

Cadaverinc.com - "Fast and affordable murder scene cleanup. I almost thought this was a real business for a second."

Paradiseislost.com - "One of the funniest sites I've ever seen! If the captions in the vomit art section don't make you bust a gut, then the Cooking Drunk with Morgan section surely will. Highly recommended!"

Whitetrashworld.com - "A tribute to the white trash lifestyle! Half-drunk nekkid chicks, wrasslin', guns, 4X4 trucks...The American Dream!"

Meet Cliff Yablonski. He hates you.

Have you ever seen a Garden Gnome savagely impaled upon a bloody spike? - "See that and more at "Die Screaming with Sharp Things In Your Head!", where Garden Gnomes get their just desserts!"

Sandles and Socks 4 Ever - "At first I thought this was going to be another sick fetish site, but it turns out it's just some people that hate seeing men wear sandles with socks on. I think."

Barkingdogs.org - "These people hang out downtown in Dallas and take pictures of drunks urinating in public places, for the betterment of their community, I guess."

Jesusdressup.com - "Play dress-up with Jesus while he's dying for our sins on the cross."

YMAP - Young Men Against Porn - "Keep fighting the good fight, guys! You're making a difference!"

RealHamster.com - "Looking for a cute, cuddly hamster to sodomize and make sweet love to? Then look no further."

EvilDave.com - "Great Flash games and movies are the highlight of this site. I seriously enjoyed giving Britney Spears a Dirty Sanchez."

The Crack Aficionado - "Join the fight to make crack cocaine legal! Enter your zip code to find a crack dealer near you."

The Penis Monster - "This thing is funny for about 30 seconds. Then it just becomes dam annoying. Go ahead and ask the penis monster a question. You never know what he'll say."

Cloud10.org - "This site has some of the best animated short cartoons I've seen on the net. Very twisted."

Prank Calls Unlimited - "A great audio archive of prank phone calls."

Do you like amateur porn, but can't stand the atrocious interior design found in most of the photos? - "Well then check out Obscene Interiors, where a real interior decorator will give decorating tips to amateur porn starlets."

Hairytongue.com - "Feeling a little hungover? Click here for some of the craziest hangover cures I've ever heard of. I don't think I'll be trying the one they call Butt Love."

Jesus Hates Smut! - "Say No To Hardcore Porn and Get Hardcore For God!"

The Gimpy Dance - "Watch the freaky little deformed dwarf get jiggy with it!"

The Fuck Everything Ezine - "These guys hate everything."

FatChicksInPartyHats.com - "Join your host Miguel, as he belittles and demeans all manner of fatties, who just happen to be wearing party hats. His antics appear to have got him in legal trouble with some of the fatties."

Adbusters.org - "Check out these spoofs on popular advertisements."

Newgrounds.com - "An excellent site showcasing hilarious Flash animations and whacky games. Don't miss this one."

Cursing in Swedish - "Ever wanted to tell someone off in Swedish? Then go here for a lesson. Kukjävel!"

Farts.com - "Listen to the fart of the day, email a fart to a friend, even enter a farting contest. Everything for the fart lover is available at this site."

Bambi Killers

Furnitures the Great Brown Oaf

The Covert Comic - "CIA jokes by real CIA officers (yeah right!)"

Here are some interesting ways to "off" yourself

Stick Figure Death Theater

Bob & Izak's Second Time Around - "Save yourself a buck or two by buying used stuff from Bob and Izak! They sell everything from used Qtips to soiled underwear."

Doodie.com - "Silly cartoons related to poop."

'Yo Mama' Jokes

Tipper Gore's Guide to Dating Do's and Don'ts

Meet Mr. Insult

The Rice Boy Page

Joe Cartoon - "Go here to blend a frog and microwave a gerbil, among other things."

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