The portal site for Professional Alcoholics.

Don't be ashamed of being a drunk. Be proud. You and your liver have worked hard over the years. Show off your skills with our Professional Alcoholic gear, or check out our drink recipes and drinking games.

mateinastate.com- Submitted pictures people have taken of their friends when they are more than a little bit under the weather.

paradiseislost.com - The only site I've ever seen that has a Puke Art section. These guys work very hard to bring you beautiful vomit photos.

virtual vomit - Now you don't have to drink excessive amounts of booze to enjoy vomiting.

iamdrunk.com - Serving up drunken debauchery since 1997!

a compendium of vomit words - If you want to use another word for vomit and you left your thesaurus at home, just visit this page.

assdown.com - Germany's favourite booze and party site!

(Here's the beer fight in movie format)

blacky vs. whitey - Two crack whores viciously strip each other down, just because they were paid to do it. They actually tear the clothes off each other piece by piece!

drug deal gone bad - This is rare. An actual drug deal that goes sour has been caught on film. See what happens when the whore can't pay.

fighting over cock - Two prostitutes are paid to fight. The winner gets $100 and has to suck the camera man's cock. These ladies are desperate!

barkingdogs.org - The people in this town got sick of people urinating in public after leaving the local bars, so they decided to start posting their pictures on this site.

barkingdogZ.org - Don't like what the people at barkingdogs.org are doing? Want to be able to piss wherever you want? Then visit this parody site that pokes fun at the people who like to humiliate us hardcore drinkers with small bladders.

whitetrashworld.com - Trailer park livin' is cold beer and hot chicks.

loadedagain.com - Check out the Girls section for  some hot wet t-shirt contests.

crazy drunk guy - Listen to the recorded phone conversations between this crazy drunk and a complete stranger.

mutant beer kid - This is the type of shit you come up with when you've drank too much beer.

poonroom.com - We alcoholics have to stick together.

banned from driving for 48 years - This guy is my hero.

tequila - This site has everything you could ever want to know about everyone's favourite Mexican drink.

beer advocate - Comprehensive beer reviews. Is there really such a thing as bad beer?

budweiser.com - The king of cheap ass beers.

the REAL budweiser - Guess which one came first?

rattlesnake mountain brewing co. - With a name this cool they must make good beer.

duigulag.com - Finally, a site that isn't demanding the death penalty for drunk drivers. Everyone knows driving while impaired is dangerous, but these people take a more realistic approach than raving lunatics like MADD.

alcoholscreening.org - This site has a test you can take to help determine if you have a drinking problem. As long as I can make it through the weekend without shitting my pants or passing out on the floor of a strip bar washroom, then I feel I'm doing OK.

topgundui.com - Everyone needs a man like this in their corner.

romanpalace.com - The only thing more addictive than alcohol is gambling.

befuddle.co.uk- Befuddle: confused or made stupid with drink.  Humorous alcohol related content including drunken anecdotes, drinking games, bar jokes, beer goggles, bar maids, drunk celebrity pics and drunk girls.

all the best funny drinking stories - Embarrassing and hilarious stories of bingeing and over-indulging.

jet engine powered beer cooler - I gots to get me one of these.

celebrities that died because of booze and/or drugs - This would be a cool site if they'd update the friggin' list once in a while.

alcoholics anonymous is a cult - This site discusses what every true alcoholic already knows. AA is evil!

dungeons & dragons drinking contest rules - OK. This is just plain sad. If you're so into playing Dungeons & Dragons that you make up rules for in-game drinking contests, then you need to get outside and play some sports or something.

the drink wheel - Cool! This is an online blood alcohol level calculator. Calculate exactly how pissed you are.

alcohol poisoning - So you just downed a few quarts of Wild Turkey in a funnel and you're not feeling so good...you better watch for these signs to make sure you don't have alcohol poisoning.

virtual beer - Send someone a virtual beer in their email.

hairytongue.com - Hangover cures and pictures of people that are extremely drunk.

legal drinking ages - Find out how old you have to be to get wasted in foreign countries.

beer judge certification program - I'd kill to get this job.

beer.com - The party starts here!

blood alcohol level counter - Download this free program to see how long you've got to sit around before it's safe to drive.

just call me crash - Speaking of drinking and driving, this is what happens when you do it. So DON'T!