If you would have seen me three years ago, you would have seen me as the typical college stud.

I was always fucking the bitches. Hell, I couldn't unzip my pants without some bitch sucking it for me.

I used to drive around town in a van picking up strange girls off the street.

647 sluts later, I started to get sick. I just thought I was getting old. I started losing my hair, my balls started to shrivel, and then came the rash that just wouldn't go away.

The low point of my life was when I tried to light myself on fire because I couldn't stand watching myself waste away. Luckily my parents found me before I died. The doctors had to amputate my arm. I had burns over 80% of my body.

Needless to say, my sex life has suffered. But back when I was still getting action, I had the foresight to document all of my encounters on film. When my buddies and I used to go out in my van to pick up whores we'd tape everything. We'd all take turns running the camera while the other guy got laid.

Below I will document some of the girls I conquered in my van, (AKA the Bang Bus). I hope you enjoy them. I did. And now I can't anymore. Remember, always wear a rubber. And don't fuck in the ass. Watch below and learn from my mistakes.

P.S. If you are one of the females I have slept with after 1997, please contact me! You need to be tested.