tgif August 27/2004 While watching and enjoying our
grandchild during these summer weeks, I was reminded of some
parental observations that I had seen some time ago... A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. A child will not spill on a dirty floor. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. God invented mothers because he couldn't be everywhere at once. Having children will turn you into your parents. If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids. You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one. The best thing to spend on your children is time.
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