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General Weirdness
Ogrish.com - "The best grotesque movies and pictures, with such categories as cops, brutal, and suicide, I think you get the picture."

Phatspot.com - "The Underground... Online. Lots of fun stuff for stoners, including ways to pass those pesky drug tests."

Stile Top 50 - "50 of the freakiest sites you'll ever see! Lots of spitters and shitters!"

SikLink.com - "The Internet freakshow - bizarre, unusual, strangest and sickest sites available!"

New Addition!Owned - "A nice complilation video of people getting OWNED in a variety of situations."

New Addition!Martial Arts Tricks - "Some cool videos of martial arts dudes doing unbelievable shit."

New Addition!100 Oldest Domain Names - "I thought this was neat. It shows the first 100 domain names that were registered on the Internet. If only I had a time machine."

New Addition!Chilling Tsunami Photo - "Someone found this camera that belonged to some people that were on vacation before the tsunami hit. It captures the couple's final moments before they were killed by the tsunami."

New Addition!Ramadi Madness - "Some nice video clips taken by American soldiers in Iraq showing the type of things they are dealing with on a day to day basis over there."

Tsunami Videos - "Tsunami videos! Get your tsunami videos here!"

Autopsy Babies - "If you bought one of these dolls for your child, you would scar them for life. They do look pretty cool though."

Hockey Fights - "Great site featuring the best in hockey fight videos."

Basketball Fight - "I'm a little late with this, but here's the video of the big basketball fight in Detroit in case you want to see it again."

One Thousand Reasons - "An ever-growing list of Bush Administration failures."

Sorry Everybody - "A photo gallery of Americans apologizing for the election of Bush."

Car Crashes Caught On Tape - "Some cool crashes caught on the cameras located in police cruisers."

Hit By Plane - "Who's the genius that had the bright idea of standing in the middle of a plane runway?"

FireCracker Face - "This looks fake as hell to me, but it's entertaining nonetheless. Supposedly he put a firecracker in his mouth and it blew his head off."

Would You Shake Hands With A Jew? - "The responses you get in the Middle East are a little different than what you would get in North America."

Big Fucking Wave - "Either this clip is partially computer generated, or this guy is fucking insane."

Interview Apolph Hitler - "Be sure to ask him if he likes Jews."

IsBushWired.com - "Site devoted to finding out if Bush was receiving prompts through an ear-piece during the presidential debates."

Mount St. Helens Cam - "Hopefully this cam is still working when that sucker decides to blow."

Fight Videos - "Nice collection of fight videos here. Everything from hockey fights, to street brawls, to chick fights."

LittleMidgets.com - "Awesome site, in the same vein as Ogrish and Consumption Junction. Tons of crazy and sickening videos!"

FlushTheWeb.com - "Neat site that shows the worst web sites the Internet has to offer."

Hurricane Alex Videos - "Here's some clips from some storm chasers that were crazy enough to sit outside with their camcorders in the middle of Hurricane Alex."

Inside the Russian School - "See what the poor students were subjected to with these photos inside the Russian school."

Russian School Aftermath - "Horrible photos showing the outcome of the recent terrorist hostage-taking in Russia."

Thorax Cake - "This recipe for a cake that looks like a human digestive system sounds pretty tasty."

Found Photos - "Strange site that posts pictures found on other people's computers who were using file sharing services. Clean out your shared folder people!"

Spiderman In Lego - "Cool Spiderman movie done entirely with Lego."

Take Action - "See circus elephant trainers beat the shit out of them with electric prods and blowtorches in this undercover PETA video."

African Crisis - "Nasty pictures of farm murders in South Africa."

Beheading Pics - "Some snapshots of one of the American contractors beheaded by terrorist scum."

FemaleFightFan - "A resource site for people that like to look at pics of chicks dukin' it out."

$87 Billion - "President Bush announced that he was asking Congress to grant him an additional $87 billion dollars to continue the fight on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan. This site should put that amount of money in perspective for you."

Faces of The Fallen - "This site lets you put a face to the names of all the Americans killed in Iraq so far."

GasBuddy.com - "Extremely useful site that lets you know where to get the cheapest gas in your home town."

Take No Prisoners - "Wounded Iraqi doesn't get very far when U.S. soldiers are taking pot shots at him in this video."

Iraqis Tortured - "Here's the pics of the Iraqi prisoners being tortured that you've probably heard about on the news already. Looks like fun. Too bad those American soldiers are probably going to be fucked now."

JohnKerryIsADouchebagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com - "Definately a case of being stuck with voting for the lesser evil."

Human Kleenex - "Pretty funny video of George Bush wiping his glasses off on someone else's shirt."

Seeds of Hate - "Pretty creepy propaganda video describing how Palestinians are taught from a young age to kill Jews."

Mini Cooper Transformer Robot - "This guy transformed a Mini Cooper into a real life walking robot. (well, he says he did)."

Life After The Oil Crash - "Looks like it's time to start hoarding weapons and petrol. Mad Max isn't too far off."

Dirty Japanese Toilets - "This guy takes pictures of dirty toilets in Japan. His commentary is friggin' hilarious."

Broken Arm - "Possibly the most horrific arm break video I have ever seen. Make sure you have your sound turned on."

Binary To Text Convertor - "Here's a great site for people that want to talk to each other in 1's and 0's. Here's a message for you: 010001100111010101100011011010110010000001101111011001100110011000100001."

Lawnmower Target Practice - "See what happens when you shoot a lawnmower with .50 calibre armor piercing bullets."

Cabin Fever - "Alternate energy sources and building methods for off-the-grid living. I'd like to live like this myself, but I'd probably turn into another unabomber."

Bush In 30 Seconds - "Here's your chance to make your own commercial that tells the truth about President Bush. The winner will be broadcast on TV during the week of Bush's 2004 State of the Union address."

ThisWillShockYou.com - "This site sells a video of real chicks fighting out in public. Looks pretty cool. Like Bumfights, but with drunk girls instead of homeless people."

Perverted-Justice.com - "A funny site where people try to target and expose wannabe pedophiles by posing as young girls in chat rooms."

SexStump.com - "Besides having one of the coolest domain names I've ever seen, they also have a shitload of nasty gore pictures and videos, in such pleasant categories as 'Embarrassing Underwear' and 'Well Hung Women'."

Virtually Lost - "I have no idea what this site is about, but it's got some pretty weird flash animations. Probably best to smoke a joint (or some crack) before viewing this one."

Death Becomes You - "A site for anyone who is interested in the Funeral Industry, Death, Dying and the process of Embalming. Tons of videos and weird crap related to death."

Horse Butchering - "Somebody took a disliking to this horse and hacked it all to hell. Pretty nasty how the intestines kinda leaked out all over the place."

RateMyVomit.com - "Dam good site. You get to vote for the best projectile vomiting pictures."

JesusNeverExisted.com - "Here's one to show to your local bible-thumper."

Nuclear Jihad Declared - "Disturbing article that declares the time is near for a nuclear dirty bomb attack on the U.S."

Animal Exploitation Photo Gallery - "Please, won't someone think of the animals? Blah blah blah. Give me my Big Mac, bitch!"

CopWatch.com - "The police are supposed to protect us, but what happens if they decide to abuse their power? That's what copwatch.com is for. Search through their listings to see all the officers that have had complaints filed against them. They're in an uproar because their personal information is being posted on the web."

Uday and Qusay - "Saddam's sons, dead as a doornail. (sick photos)"

Woman of Conscience - "Here's some pictures of a woman that was severely beaten at Tiananmen Square by police."

Angry Kobe Bryant Fan - "Apparently this person thinks Kobe is innocent of the recent charges filed against him. And this person has taken a dislike to his accuser as well."

You Must Choose - "A great site where you are presented with the choice of 2 possible situations and you must choose one. See how you compare to the rest of the world."

Whale vs. Shark - "Here's a cool article by CNN showing a video of a killer whale battling a great white shark. The shark didn't win."

DoNotCall.gov - "Sick of telemarketers trying to sell you crap over the phone? Just register at this site and they are legally forbidden from ever calling you again. If they still call, you can file a complaint and have them fined right up the ass. Take a closer look though and what you'll see is that this is just a tool for the government to easily match a person's email address to their phone number. Tricky bastards."

Blowjob Counter - "In case you're wondering how many people are getting sucked off right now while you're wasting time at my terrible web site."

Giant Tumor Pictures - "I made the mistake of visiting this site while I was eating."

Secret Agent Test - "This turns out to be just a promo for the most recent James Bond flick on DVD, but it was still kinda entertaining. I passed! Now do I get to fuck Halle Berry?"

Meat or Accident? - "Take the quiz to see if you can tell which picture is an edible meat product or a grisly and disgusting accident."

Ready.gov - "Talk about fear-mongering, do they really think a site like this is going to help anyone if there is more terror attacks?"

Virtual Rubik's Cube - "Argh. I hated these things as a child, and I hate them even more now. Press 'scramble' then see if you can solve the fucker. (If you have a low attention span like me, then you'll want to visit this site to learn how to solve it in 65 moves."

Matrix Chicks - "With all the Matrix hype lately I thought I better put up at least one Matrix link. I can just imagine how much work went into this. You'd think they could have at least included some pussy shots."

WoundGallery.com - "Nasty pictures of injuries and wounds submitted by web surfers. Pretty sick stuff. Be sure to submit your own wound!"

Iraqis Stripped By Military - "This is what they do to thieves in Iraq. Oh well, I guess it's better than a bullet in the head."

Strangeland.com - "A great site with tons of free downloadable videos and pictures in categories like Gross & Disgusting, Crash & Burn, The Dead Files, etc. Not for those with a weak stomach."

The All Out Assault - "Your typical gore page filled with nasty pictures of injuries and accidents."

JumpTheShark.com - "This site lists the points in time that popular TV shows went to crap, or 'jumped the shark'. For example, when they added Scrappy Doo to the Scooby Doo show. Pretty funny stuff. Make sure you get your votes in."

Pedo Report - "These people are logging the IP addresses of people that have searched for pedo material online. I hope they use the info to track them down and cut their nuts off."

Protesting the Protestors - "See what happens when someone decides to question a group of anti-war protestors."

The Women of Al-Jazeera - "Would you hit it? These poll results say yes. Cast your vote."

Guns and Roses Riot Video - "Hilarious! The police have posted videotape of some of the people that were rioting at the last Guns N Roses concert in Vancouver, hoping people will come forth to identify them. Check out the vids!"

Decapitation - "I guess this is what happens when you run from the police in Atlanta. (Warning: graphic)"

Bush Kids Gone Wild - "The Bush family gets a lashing from this site that documents all the dirt they can find on the Bush kids. I wonder if the person who runs it will get an audit this year? The magic 8 ball says yes."

Prison Name Search - "Looking for old high school friends? Use this search tool to see if they've ended up in prison."

WiFinder.com - "Here's a cool site that lets you find open wireless networks in your area!"

VintageTechnology.com - "A very cool site where they sell all sorts of technology from years gone by. They've actually got an Intellivsion in stock."

Breakup Songs - "So you've had enough of that fat bitch sitting on your couch, eating up all your food and spending your hard-earned money? Get rid of her the easy way... play her a breakup song."

Diana Ross Drunk Video - "I like it when rich and famous people fuck up and we all get to laugh at them."

Dead Train Bums - "Horrific photos and stories about what happens when you try to hop onto moving trains. (Hint: you die.)"

Gulf War Babies - "Supposedly these are photos of the deformed babies from people that were exposed to various chemicals during the Gulf War."

Photoshop Contests - "A great site that features galleries of photoshopped images. Everything from mutated celebrities to images of naked women that have been altered. Too many categories to list here. Just check it out. It's cool."

BabyKiller.com - "I couldn't be bothered to read far enough to catch what cause this guy is standing up for, but he does it by showing horrific pictures of children injured in wars. I guess he hates war."

JohnsTV - "The individuals shown on this page have been convicted of prostitution-related crimes in the City and County of Denver. Poor fuckers were just trying to get laid, and now they have their pictures plastered all over the net. Notice how they all seem to be mentally retarded?"

Sauduction.com- "Americans Against the 'Sauduction' of Washington. News stories and articles about unbelievable Saudi influence over the United States government. Is it all real? Who knows?"

Hoax Photo Contest - "Some of the photos floating around on the Internet are no doubt fakes. Take this test to see if you can tell which ones are real, and which ones aren't."

Dumb Criminal Acts - "The largest database of stupid criminal acts on the Internet."

Odd Pictures - "An archive of some of the strangest pictures you'll ever see, including one of the world's longest ear hairs."

Report A Terrorist - "Think that nice looking man with the turban that's been driving the white delivery van around your block for 6 hours straight looks a little suspicious? Don't take chances. Report the fucker."

WorldWideWounds.com - "Disgusting photos of various wounds and medical conditions. (Gotta love the diabetic feet pictures.)"

WorstJob.com - "Their mission is to find the worst jobs in America. Human Remains Removal Specialist seems to be pretty high on their list."

Racial Slur Database - "This site is an archive of every racial slur in the world. It also contains the origins of most of them, in case you were wondering where they came from. If you know of any not listed you can add them, you filthy racist pig."

Wrecked Exotics - "This site almost made me cry. See some of the nicest cars in the world after they've been totally demolished."

Dead Terrorists - "Here's something I like to see... a gallery of all the terrorists that have been killed in Kashmir so far this year."

Serial Killer Hit List - "This site documents the 'careers' of the world's most notorious serial killers."

Evil Plan - "So you've decided to be Evil? Use this online tool site to help generate your evil plans."

Al Qaeda Training Manual - "The police found this manual in an Al Qaeda member's home in Manchester, England. Now the U.S. Department of Justice has translated it and posted it on their website."

Weird Picture Archive - "A huge gallery of weird and disturbing pictures, including everything from autopsy photos to deformities to UFO sightings."

Extreme Police Brutality - "Looks like somebody didn't do what he was told."

Stuck Trucks - "Check out these funny photos of people that had a little bit too much confidence in their 4 wheel drives."

Funny Videos - "A great site with nothing but funny or disturbing video clips of accidents, sports injuries, funny commercials and other cool stuff."

Hemorrhoid Surgery Photos - "Make sure you are not eating anything when you click this link."

Slipups.com - "An archive amusing accidental bloopers or mistakes that weren't caught and made their way to the viewing public in movies, books and on TV."

Bad-Candy.com - "A site dedicated to the eradication of unscrupulous treats. They search the dusty bottom shelves of convenience stores and supermarkets to bring you the candy coverage that you deserve! If you see candy listed on this page, don't eat it!"

Bikepics.com- "This site has a great collection of motorcycle accidents all caught on video for your enjoyment. I find that it's fun to laugh at other people's misfortune."

Airdisaster.com- "Photo galleries of plane crash sites."

The Avenger's Front Page - "Tons of ways to exact revenge on people you dislike. Some great stuff in here. Very useful."

TheMovieSpoiler.com - "Great site! They reveal the endings of all the movies in current release so you don't have to waste time and money watching them in theaters."

XXX Rated Bible - "This guy has found a bunch of Bible verses that might lead one to think the Bible was nothing more than a dirty smut book."

Womeninprison.com- "Horny convicts looking for love. If you get hooked up with one, make sure you sleep with one eye open. And keep your wallet on a chain."

Bluesnake.com - "The strangest shop on the web! Looking for a kangaroo scrotum purse? How about dungeon equipment, weird sex videos, nipple clamps, or a Texas Chainsaw Massacre T-shirt? This place has everything imaginable! If it's over the top, under the counter or off the wall it's at bluesnake.com!"

Zooass.com - "Tasteless e-cards, weird shit to buy, like a wind-up Whackin' Willy doll, and best of all, some truly hilarious video games like Gay Operation and Kick the Kitty. Check it out."

AlmightyTattoo.com - "The highlights of this tattoo parlour's web site include dark art, tattoo and piercing pictures, a free mp3 of Charles Manson (no shit!) talking to this guy's customers on the phone. Streaming video of a pro BDSM getting pierced by this guy while tied to the chair with a dead cat on her lap, and lots more."

This scared the crap out of me at first. It turns your PC into a Mac. Sort of.

Teacherreviews.com - "This is great. You get to have the last laugh by giving the teacher that failed you a grade on their teaching skills. And the whole world gets to see it."

Sharkattacks.com - "Pictures, videos and information on shark attacks! Don't miss the Victims Gallery and the Video & Media section."

TheWeirdCrap.com- "All kinds of crazy crap to waste time with!"

Absurd.org - "Visit this site for the most annoying java applets I've ever seen."

WomenBehindBars.com - "Looking for love in all the wrong places."

RottenCotton.com - "This place sells the coolest looking freaky T-shirts ever made."

Deathndementia.com - "A links site with over 1600 working links, mostly focusing on, well, death 'n dementia. It kind of makes my puny site look like so much stale ass."

Skepticsannotatedbible.com - "Do you have faith in the Lord? I bet you won't after you visit this site."

Shadowlands.net - "A pretty comprehensive list of hauntings, ghost sightings, bigfoot encounters, etc. A must-see site for fans of the paranormal."

A list of some of the all time great hacks done to popular web sites!

Worst of the Web - "Showcasing sites that are nothing more than terrible wastes of bandwidth with no purpose, horrible design, spelling mistakes, etc. A new one available every day. My site will probably get added to their list soon."

Send a loved one some virtual crack - "The gift that keeps on giving."

Corpses for sale

Charles Nemo's KILL 'EM ALL! - "Born in Sin, Come on in!"

The Weird Site

The Weekly World News Online

This one makes you feel real stupid

Tales from the Intergalactic Yoghurt Company

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Where the Truth Lies

News of the Weird

Gravity Sux

Al's Page of Stuff

The Page of Utter Weirdness

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